Conjectural Figments Feb 2012

happy new year Happy New Year - please party with abandon and in some unorthodox way.

Kiss a stranger. make love wildly. drink to the kind of excess that makes you not drink for another year. dance.

Stay off the roads and avoid police roadblocks. play the piano until your fingers bleed.

I once got drunk on new years in Trafalgar Square, if your there - get naked - take pictures and send them. plan to sleep in tomorrow, show up late for work if you're alone masturbate twice and drink happily. ladies, pour your own drinks. don't allow video to trump your good time. kill the documenter if it makes it to you tube. be prepared for strong coffee at seven am do not go skinny dipping, it is still cold, unless it is warm where you are, then by all means. make no resolutions, Don't do what I would do... do it twice. for auld lang syne