Jesus Owns An Electric Guitar by Gerardo Mena
Jesus plays an electric guitar. He screams into a microphone about the devil never sleeping and sweeps back and forth on stage in front of his backing band. Jesus loves the I, IV, V blues progression. He mumbles something about temptation and forty nights. He rears back and rips a solo in the key of E like his life depends on it. Jesus has a killer light show. The kind that causes seizures and blindness. He sets his guitar on fire but he has many others just like it. Jesus needs more stage.