Some Sample Endangered Biped Species Bridget C. Brown
Bipedus sans cashus
Bipeds seeking to replenish their cash supply can find themselves under threat by territorial Automobilus runoverus.
Bipedus parchedus
Bipeds seeking rehydration often find only unhealthy and energy-inefficient choices requiring the disposal of single-use containers.
Bipedus desea locomotus
Bipeds looking for fast, frequent, or efficient transit may be out of luck in many U.S. locations.
Bipedus asphyxiatus
Most Automobili runoverus emit pollutants with adverse biped health effects. The young, the old and the asthmatic are most vulnerable.
Bipedus desea burrito corrida
Bipeds seeking fast snacks may face unfriendly encounters with distracted automobilus runoverus.
Bipedus necessita espiritas
Bipeds needing spirits may be thwarted in their efforts at the same time as automobilus runoverus has easy access.
Bipedus industria entrapedus
Bipeds often have limited and dangerous access to midday food supplies. Working in an “office park� is usually of little solace.
Bipedus sans shoesius
Bipeds needing shoes (if not feet) can face long journeys across asphalt: hard on feet, also hard on waterways forced to accept runoff.
Bipedus sans grocerius
Bipeds seeking to replenish their food supply can find themselves in danger of depleting their last energy stores along the way.
Bipedus desea enlightenus
Bipeds looking for books might find themselves on long and not necessarily enlightening quests across deserts of asphalt.
Bipedus desea espiritus
Bipeds desiring to commune with God and other bipeds may find God’s house distant and unwelcoming.
Habitat restoration possibilities for endangered biped populations
Locating cash machines and bank entrances closer to the sidewalk makes transactions safer and easier for bipeds.
The lowly drinking fountain provides cheap, efficient refreshment without a container that will later need to be collected, transported, recycled, or landfilled. Creating infrastructure for non-polluting means of transportation such as bicycling or walking can increase their use.
Trains are a spatially and energy effficient means of transporting both people and goods.
“Food carts� can offer bipeds quick and easy access to diverse and affordable food.
Locating offices near other businesses allows companies and employees easy access without wasting time or fuel.
Shoe stores on streets with limited motorized traffic and wide sidewalks can make bipeds feel right at home.
Corner groceries allow shoppers to pick up a gallon of milk without burning up a gallon of gas.
Locating establishments serving alcohol in places accessible by foot, transit, or bicycle makes more sense.
Bookstores with entrances on sidewalks, friendly window displays, and awnings can offer both intellectual and physical refuge.
Houses of worship accessible by foot, bike, or transit are welcoming to more people, even those without driver’s licenses or cars.