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Where history happens there should be a marker
John McDonald
Have you ever been driving along a lonely Maine road, in the middle of nowhere, when you come upon an impressive looking historical marker that reads something like:
“It was on this spot in 1743 that Eli Crimmons — frontiersman and doofus — made camp one night near what would eventually become the town of Crimmonsburgh, a small backwater settlement we’re sure you’ve never heard of until now and we’re equally sure you’ll never hear of again.”
You drive away from the historic spot feeling you’ve somehow “connected” with the area, like burrs “connect” with your wool socks. You also feel you’ve learned a little more about this great country of ours.
Finally you realize you’ve just wasted 20 precious minutes of the brief time you’re allotted on this planet.
I was thinking about such things the other day and concluded we here in Maine don’t have enough historic makers and time wasters cluttering up our roadsides and should do more — a lot more — to mark the memorable places throughout our state, where something actually happened. Let natives and visitors alike know what — of a historic nature — went on where and when.
Like what? You ask. OK, that’s a good question. Where is the marker in Waterville to inform mirror buffs it was in that river community that Mildred Dunham invented the VuBack mirror in 1936? “What the #&%@ is a Vu-Back mirror?” I hear some of the more cynical among you ask. The Vu-Back mirror happens to be a mirror specially made to hang around your neck, giving you free use of your hands. OK, so the Vu Back mirror may not rival the discovery of penicillin or splitting the atom, but it’s something, and it happened right here in Maine. Come to think of it, the Vu-Back mirror probably isn’t as important as the invention of the “stick-um” note, but like I said, it’s SOMETHING and it deserves a plaque of recognition.
And another thing! Where are the historic markers in Brunswick telling visitors about when President Franklin Pierce — 14th president of these United States (1853-57) — lived there while a student at Bowdoin College and probably frequented many of the same crazy college-kid haunts crazy college kids hang around today?
“But, John,” you say, “Franklin Pierce is considered one of our worst presidents, and on the rare occasions when he is talked about by scholars the words ‘weak’ and ‘vacillating’ are mentioned often in the discussions. Why would we want to tell tourists about him and his association with our state?”
Another good point.
It’s true Pierce had a less than stellar presidency, so what else is new? True, he managed to make the division in his party — the Democrats — even worse than it was before they nominated him. He was even denied the nomination of his party at the convention of 1856 but, hey, he was president, he did live in Brunswick, he is part of the Maine experience. Even scholars can’t deny to Pierce the crowning achievement of his presidency — the Gadsden Purchase. Maybe other examples would demonstrate my point better.
Where’s the historic marker in Norway to show the exact spot where golf tees were first produced? Speaking of wooden things, are you aware of any official recognition given to Charles Forster of Bangor?
“Was he wooden?” you ask, sarcastically. Charles Forster of Bangor was only the inventor of the toothpick and after he invented the ingenious little things he began making them in his shop soon after the Civil War. You’d think orthodontists would want to recognize Forster as a small way of thanking him for all the crooked front teeth his simple wooden invention helped create. It would also be nice to have a marker in Winthrop that tells people all about that town’s famous native — Ezekiel J. Bailey.
“OK, John, I’ll bite again. Who was he?”
Ezekiel J. Bailey built the nation’s first oilcloth factory in his hometown of Winthrop in 1845. Many more oilcloth factories would soon follow, but Bailey was the first. Despite the fact some might think I’m all wet here, I think Ezekiel deserves some long-overdue recognition. Come on, you folks in Winthrop! Where’s Zeke’s roadside marker?
John McDonald is a storyteller and author of five regional best selling books, including “The Maine Dictionary” and “A Moose and a Lobster Walk into a Bar.” To book him for your next special event, call 207-240-8324 or email maineauthorjohn.mcdonald@yahoo. com
Incorporating technology into your oral hygiene routine
Everyone has heard that we should be brushing our teeth twice a day and flossing routinely. While this notion is still correct, technology has made it easier than ever to clean our mouths more effectively and efficiently. With the use of electric toothbrushes, waterflossers (Waterpik) and smart technology, we can utilize new techniques to help make our jobs easier and our mouths healthier.
Electric toothbrushes have been shown to reduce plaque by 21 percent and gingivitis by 11 percent when compared to manual toothbrushes after three months. Smart technology in the toothbrushes can teach us how to improve our technique to make sure we are brushing all the surfaces of our teeth properly. Many companies even have trial periods or demo toothbrushes so you can decide if it is right for you before making a purchase.
Waterflossing is a newer device with a lot of promise. The flosser sprays water into the pockets around our teeth to remove plaque. Waterpiks or waterflossers don’t rely on direct contact of the tooth, and therefore can get into tougher to reach areas of the mouth as compared to dental floss. In comparison to traditional floss, water flossing reduces the amount of plaque on teeth, helps to reduce bleeding in our gums, and people who use them tend to use them more often than people who use dental floss.
Using these newer devices can greatly benefit ones oral health. If you have any questions about these instruments, ask your dentist or hygienist at your next appointment about the benefits of technology at your next appointment. Joe Dumont DDS of Smile Solutions of Maine If you have any questions call 207873-2073.
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There is no cure for CBS. The best way to handle the syndrome is to reassure victims that the weird images are a symptom of eye disease, not mental illness.
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