Funny Things Kids Say

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One morning, when my son was about seven yearsold, I came into the kitchen where he was standing, plunging his hands into a bowl of what looked like chocolate batter. I said, “Bill, what in the world are you doing?” He said, “I’m making brownies.” I asked him why he was covered in chocolate. He said, “Because the directions said to beat by hand!” That was exactly was he was doing! I never laughed so hard in my whole life. — Tamara Tuthill, Auburn

I’ve had my greatgrandson almost every weekend since he was a baby. One day, when he was four years old, I told him we had to wash our hands before lunch. I asked him if he wanted to use hand sanitizer or soap and water. He looked at me and said, “ I want to use HANITIZER!” I laugh every time I think of it, even now. He’s now almost seven years-old. – Pricilla Pond, Lewiston. Name:

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