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when, on that fateful third Thursday .in November, her husband Robert used to walk through the door after his annual Turkey Bowl golf outing, sit down, eat and then watch football. That was his entire Thanksgiving Day contribution. “That’s how it used to be,” Adele says of her retired husband. “He didn’t appreciate how much work was involved.” Adele and Robert met when they were 14 and 16, respectively, and have been married since 1971. And over the years, Thanksgiving wasn’t the only time that the fulltime registered nurse had to ﬂy solo during the holiday rush. “She did most of the shopping, but I always used to go with her,” Robert says.

“A lot of times I used to sit in the parking lot, listen to the radio or go walk around the mall and sit in the food court. I hated holiday shopping — two clerks and two thousand customers.”

Why some families are saying goodbye to Thanksgiving’s outdated gender roles {BY ASHLEY MURRAY} As she got older, Adele says she became more stressed around the holidays. She got moved to the midnight shift, and after her brother had several strokes, she

became his caretaker to keep him out of a nursing home. “It transformed slowly, and then [Robert] just took on more and more,” Adele says. And now, Robert is THE holiday man. For the past 10 Thanksgivings, he’s peeled and mashed the potatoes, ground the giblets for the stufﬁng, shoved the turkey in the baking bag — the “hardest part” — and cleaned everything up afterward. “I’m not going to complain, I’m his assistant,” Adele says. “It’s nice. Lucky lady, huh?” As Robert and Adele’s marriage illustrates, deeply rooted gender roles are particularly pronounced during the holiday season. Women are often stuck in the kitchen, while men sit cozy and watch CONTINUES ON PG. 08

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football. But some men, like Robert, are crossing the divide and proving that traditions can change. “Thanksgiving is not going to die. We constantly reinvent how we choose to celebrate it,” says Maureen Porter, an associate professor at the University of Pittsburgh who teaches in both the women’s studies program and the anthropology department. Her specialty is rituals and cross-cultural gender-equity issues. “Humans have retained and kept these [holidays] as central ways of organizing their whole year.” She says essential positions can be and have been reinvented to be effective for each family so that the holiday is not a “substantial source of sorrow” for one person who is thinking, “‘Oh geez, I have to host this whole event.’” Let’s all be thankful for that. Last year, Washington Post writer Brigid Schulte wrote an opinion piece entitled {PHOTO BY ASHLEY MURRAY} Lou and Kathy Testoni look through Lou’s folder of Thanksgiving recipes “For women, it’s the most stressful time of the year.” She called the holiday season the “third shift” for working women, that this is their responsibility.” were his. She still does preparations, but riffing on the “second shift” — the name According to a 2006 American Psycho- on the actual day, she gets to kick back and that 1980s sociologists gave to the phenom- logical Association survey of nearly 800 watch it all happen. enon of working women who also do all of adults, nearly twice as many women as “Prior to the holiday, Kathy does a lot the household chores. men reported they would shop for food, of work,” Lou says. “I do assume responsiGranted, some research shows that cook the multi-course meal and clean up on bility for the menu, the shopping, the comen are upping their hours on the house- Thanksgiving Day. No surprise, they also re- ordination of the actual meals on Thankskeeping front, but they are still lagging be- ported feeling more stress than their male giving day.” Lou and Kathy’s house is full hind women, even as female numbers in counterparts during the holiday season. of guests the days before and after the the workforce have risen. “I talk to other moms, and we all kind holiday, so breakfast and lunch are also When it comes to the holidays, not only of go through the same things. Maybe we Lou’s responsibility. do women’s magazines put spectacular bring it on ourselves. I hate to say that,” says “I have to say that it was very difficult holiday food spreads on the covers, but a Kristin Ioannou, deputy director of Pennsyl- for me to hand this over, but once I got used quick Google search yields their advania Women Work, an organization to it after a couple years, I look forward to vice columns on how women that helps women find employ- Thanksgiving now. Before, I did not,” Kathy can plan a holiday party on ment. “I think we all want the says. “We both were raised in families W. a budget, “take a mistletoe perfect holiday. ... My hus- where the women did it.” VISIT WWR.COM PE moment,” “take a shortcut PA band’s answer would probLou says he’s enjoyed it. For a while he Y IT C PGH VIDEO to joy” and “make friends ably be, ‘Why do you have to even wrote a blog to help men gain confiTO SEE A RAPIER OF CHRIS G FOR with Frosty” by building bake and decorate so much?’ dence in the kitchen. PREPARINSGIVING snowmen with the kids. But for me the holidays The only time he’s really been tripped K N A HIS TH FOR 30. “Every magazine in the meant all of those things.” up was five years ago, when his daughter FEAST grocery aisle and every holiPauline Wallin, a psycholo- and niece went on a “vegan kick.” day special on TV reinforces gist near Harrisburg who coun“That caused some stress,” Lou says. “I the possibility of these ideals and sels women and married couples, made potatoes with milk, potatoes without reasserts that it is our responsibility says that in her practice she’s seen that milk. Have you ever seen a tofurkey?! It’s to bring these ideas to fruition,” says women tend to be more idealistic about a chemical bomb. I put my foot down and Heather Arnet, CEO of the Women and the holidays but that a middle ground said, ‘That’s the last time I’m doing that!’” Girls Foundation, an organization in is possible: “It’s not important who does Another woman who no longer cooks Pittsburgh that advocates for equal pay what, but that they both agree on what the holiday meals is Carol Rapier, who for women. “If only we were better bakers, should be done.” lives outside of Philly. As a single working chefs, crafters, decorators, gift wrappers, In their Shadyside home, Lou and mother of two boys, her philosophy is: Boys then our family would really be happy.” Kathy Testoni, who have been married 40 or girls, teach them the same things. Arnet says that because of these mes- years, developed a compromise after they “I was determined that my kids would sages, women often do a lot of “invisible” had kids. Kathy, a flight attendant of 20 learn how to take care of themselves,” stuff before the holiday: making sure beds years, says she had enough on her plate. Rapier says. “Everybody should know that.” are made, towels are clean and kids have “Lou could see that,” she says. From then Her diligence paid off. Now her son nice clothes on. on, Lou — a now-retired managing part- Chris, who’s in his 30s, cooks Thanksgiving “Men do less of this stuff, because ner at PricewaterhouseCoopers — began dinner each year for nearly 30 people, they do not feel that these magazines helping more during the holidays, and including his mother and girlfriend. and images are communicating to them eventually Thanksgiving and Christmas “I make a really outrageous amount of CONTINUES ON PG. 10

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meat. I don’t do it every year, but I often make a turkducken. Last year it ended up being 32 pounds,” Chris says. “I also usually make lamb, because my mom loves it. The problem that I have is that I end up wanting to make 17 dishes and spending a lot of money and then making a lot of food. This is seriously how I give back to the people who are really important in my life.” Carol even takes home leftovers. “It’s like the reverse thing. Usually the kid goes to the mother’s house [for holidays],” says Carol. “For me, he makes the meal, cleans up and makes goodies for me to take home. It’s perfect.” Carol says she knows men are capable, but thinks that they’re too dependent on women. At 69 years old, she says she’s witnessed this. “A lot of the men my age, it’s very sad, they’re very dependent,” Carol says. “And yet they have nobody to be dependent on, so they’re very helpless and they’re desperately looking for someone to marry, not for love but to keep their house.” What Carol taught her son is in high demand. Though working women still pick up more of the household duties than men, a Pew Research survey found that sharing household chores ranks very high in how couples describe what makes a marriage work. “I have to say, with two people working the chores in the house, it reduces the overall stress and it creates a better experience for everybody,” Lou Testoni says of the way

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Adele and Robert Biller in a photobooth at the old Pittsburgh airport

he and Kathy have split things up. Meanwhile, Robert and Adele say things got easier as their daughter got older. No more marathon Christmas shopping. They do a lot of online shopping and gift cards now. When asked if her marriage improved after her husband took on holiday responsibilities, Adele said they’ve always had “a really good marriage.” “We make the best of our lives,” Adele says. “I think we’re closer through all of this, I appreciate him and he appreciates me. We’ve always been close though. We’ve been very fortunate in life.” A M U RRAY @ P G HC I T Y PA P E R. C OM

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The remaining stalwarts and Shadyside Chamber of Commerce. “The ing forward to an influx of traffic. others, like West, looking to break into the nice part about the nationals is they’re “I’ve been facing challenges as a startup market, have had to adapt to get noticed. all staffed by local Shadyside residents, here,” says Adam Wolfson, an East Liberty “It can be hard to compete with the which really gives it a local flair. With native who opened his Penn Avenue busibig-box stores,” West says. “You have to their ability to advertise at a national ness, Wolfpack Electronics, which sells used find your niche. Part of the challenge small level … it becomes a draw for some of electronics, almost one year ago. “So I’m businesses here are facing is getting people these smaller businesses.” hoping stuff like Small Business Saturday is back to walking the streets. And that’s what East Liberty’s neighbor Shadyside has going to give me some [attention], for sure,” Small Business Saturday is all about. We’re traditionally seen harmony between na- he says. trying to show off what we have.” tional retailers and independent businesses. The annual event has seen great success Small Business Saturday is a nation- The neighborhood has also long been a over the years. According to the National wide event, created five years ago by local leader in Small Business Satur- Federation of Independent Business, last banking institution American day. In 2012, its efforts caught the year shoppers spent $ 5.7 billion at locally Express. It was designed to get attention of American Express, owned retailers and restaurants on Small W. holiday shoppers away from the event’s creators. Business Saturday. W W IT VIS OM malls and national chains “The unique thing about “This time of year our sales start to pick PAPER.C Y IT C H G P RE ON and into neighborhood Small Business Saturday is up,” says Vince Arabia, co-owner of Sam’s FOR MO ANCE ORT business districts. it was created by American Bostonian shoes, which has been on the THE IMP ALL S F O M “Usually when you think Express, which is one of East Liberty’s Penn Avenue shopping disS E S S E IN BUS . about East Liberty, you think the largest credit-card com- trict for more than 50 years. “I have customY IT C E IN TH of Whole Foods and Target, but panies in the world, and they ers who won’t shop anywhere else because there are a lot of little businesses see the importance of small they like to patronize small businesses. But that don’t get any attention,” says businesses as opposed to large big- anything else we can do to help is great.” West. “We want to get people to come shop, boxes and are willing to put their money Other city neighborhoods are hosting not just on the main street, but on the side where their mouth is … and really promote events for Small Business Saturday and streets. We want people to come out and it on a national level,” Ratner says. beyond. For instance, Lawrenceville will explore East Liberty.” For this year’s event, Shadyside stores host a cookie tour Dec. 4-7 to promote shops While Small Business Saturday, on will offer cookies and beverages, and in its business district. Nov. 29, is all about the little guys, West says parking will be free. Other neighborThe city is also doing its part to pronational retailers play a role in drawing hoods throughout the city are planning mote Small Business Saturday. At a board business to independent shops, especially similar promotions. meeting on Nov. 20, the Pittsburgh Parking when it comes to sustaining increased “It’s definitely a kick-off point for Authority voted to offer free parking in surconsumer traffic year round. the holiday season for us,” says Ratner. face lots for the event. Free parking in these “I think they can go hand-and-hand,” “Being a local neighborhood shopping dis- lots is also being extended to Saturdays for West says. “When you get a big store, it trict which is dominated by independent the remainder of the holiday season. brings people into the area, so if we work businesses, it really is a place where people Mayor Bill Peduto said in a recent statewith the big-box stores, it can have a can come and support their small business- ment: “Making parking free at city parking positive impact.” es in the city of Pittsburgh.” meters, lots and garages will give our small “We see a good synergy between the This will be the first year East Liberty businesses an extra boost on some of the small businesses and the large retailers,” business-owners have come together as a busiest shopping days of the year.”

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For about 24 hours starting on Christmas Eve, Jimmy Cvetic plays Santa Claus. He and the “elves” of the Western Pennsylvania Police Athletic League spend that time delivering hundreds of toys to underprivileged children across the region. But before that day can come, PAL actually has to raise the money for these toys. The group will hold a holiday party on Dec. 13 at the Hollywood Theater, in Dormont, featuring a screening of The Polar Express; visits with Santa; Christmas caroling with the North Star Singers; and homemade treats by “the women of the Police Athletic League,” Cvetic says.

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PAL has been running the gift program for decades and the list of children needing gifts grows every year, Cvetic says. Entry to the event is a $10 donation or a $10 toy. But Cvetic (an occasional CP contributor) says a lack of funds doesn’t have to keep children away. “I’ll take $10, a toy or a good story. Every kid should be able to enjoy Christmas and this movie,” says Cvetic, who points to the film’s message of “Believe.” “Some of these kids don’t have much and we want them to believe that there are good people out there. That’s what this group is, a lot of good people working together to help these kids. None of this would be possible without the great people in this organization.” Cvetic says nonprofit groups who want to bring kids to the event should contact him at 412-298-7373, for seats available on a first-come, first-served basis. “This program, made up of dedicated, current and former police officers, started on a small scale and has just grown over the years, partly because we can’t say no to anybody,” Cvetic says. “We start early in the morning on Dec. 24 delivering these toys and sometimes don’t finish up until the next morning. “I’ve had people call me on Christmas Eve and say they need help for one reason or another and we’ve always made that happen.” CDEITCH@PGHCITYPAPER.COM

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IN THE FINAL minutes of Amir Bar-Lev’s Happy Valley — a new documentary about the Penn State child-molestation scandal — the voice of Matt Jordan, a Penn State film professor, can be heard over footage of a throng of wild Penn State fans cheering for their team. The scene takes place during the first home football game of the 2012 season, following the conviction of the team’s former defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky on 40 counts of child molestation that summer. Also in that time, several members of the university’s administration had been fired and charged criminally; long-time coach Joe Paterno was fired and died three months later of cancer; students rioted; the NCAA hit the school with a massive punishment; and a new coach, Bill O’Brien, was installed in Happy Valley. “For a year-and-a-half, people didn’t know what to do around here,” Jordan explains as dramatic music begins to play behind him. “The screaming crowd, what does it do with all that energy? It’s looking for its next symbol to attach all that energy to. And now that there is one available — like a magnet — it’s going to go there. “You’d think they’d be less ready to anoint a new king after all that happened. We all want to think we live in a better world than we do, so people avoid taking a deep look at something that’s troubling, and it’s pretty easy to do when there’s a big, shiny, loud spectacle. It’s like a conjurer’s trick.” As accurately as that statement describes what happened at Penn State University, it also describes what has happened at other times and is happening right now in the big-money world of college sports. It’s also why I can say with almost certainty that what happened at Penn State — a scandal being covered up to save the sports program — will happen again somewhere else. Giving athletics a free pass is an institutional problem and Penn State is not the only institution that suffers from it. The NCAA has a long tradition of hypocritical policies and of trying to pretend that the bad things that have happened in its organization never actually happened. Look at the Penn State scandal — Paterno was stripped of 111 wins between 1998 and 2011. That meant he was no longer the

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winningest coach in college football, and no longer held one of the NCAA’s most prestigious records. And it’s not the ﬁrst time the NCAA tried to re-write history; many teams have been forced to vacate wins for various rule infractions. In 2010, the NCAA ruled that former USC running back Reggie Bush received gifts while at the school. They stripped him of his Heisman trophy and removed his name from the record book. It’s a convenient, tidy way to rewrite history without actually correcting core behaviors. It’s true. Look around college football today. Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston, one of the game’s most recognizable stars, has been at the center of several behavioral and allegedly criminal issues since his college career began just last year. A sophomore, Winston has been accused of sexual assault and shoplifting, in addition to behavioral issues. In a game last weekend, for example, he pushed a referee twice. And in that time, through all those accusations, Winston has missed exactly one game, after he stood on a table in FSU’s student center and yelled obscenities; it should be noted that that suspension came from the school, not the NCAA. He’s not likely to miss any games going forward. Penn State’s Jordan sums it up best in Happy Valley: “How can the NCAA be shocked by the reverence of football when that is the thing their advertising campaign promotes? The NCAA makes 500 million a year because of the reverence of football.” If you have a chance next week, check out Happy Valley for yourself. But don’t worry if you miss it, because on some campus somewhere in this country, the sequel is probably already being written. C D E I T C H @ P G H C I T Y PA P E R. C OM

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BRUNCH OFFERINGS {BY ANDY MULKERIN} Last month, the latest iteration of Justin Strong’s AVA Lounge, in North Oakland, closed its doors. But while the former Shadow Lounge owner is spending time doing consulting work and working for his family’s longtime dry-cleaning business in Homewood, he’s not out of the foodand-entertainment business; he’s also running the newly launched food service at Altar Bar, in the Strip District. Show-goers at Altar can order food from the kitchen, for now mostly concession-style stuff: nachos, fries, the old AVA Lounge “Dip Set,” featuring hummus and bean dip. And Strong is heading up a new monthly event at the venue that focuses on food, not music. So You Think You Can Brunch will bring local guest chefs into the bar’s commercial kitchen to prepare a prix fixe brunch for attendees. The first is Fernando Espejel, of Brassero Grill, but Strong says he expects to take on amateur chefs just as often as pros. “If Miss Jenkins comes to me and says she can make a pretty good brunch, I’ll say, ‘Sign up for April!’ And April’s guest is Miss Jenkins — let’s see what you can do.” It’ll all happen in Altar’s downstairs “green room” area, accessible via the side entrance. (Party like a rock star!) The $20 admission covers food and coffee or tea; bar drinks will be available for a premium. AMULKERIN@PGHCITYPAPER.COM

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INER TRADITIONS differ regionally. In and around Pittsburgh, “diner” connotes a small, homey place specializing in big American breakfasts and simple, satisfying lunch; hot entrees (if any) are few, it probably closes by mid-afternoon and it certainly doesn’t serve alcohol. But in metro New York, diners can be counted upon to be open most of the day, if not 24 up hours, and they tend to be run by Greeks. ho As a result, dinner entrees are numerous, sometimes with elaborate Greek dishes cosom existing alongside griddled American fare. ex Central Diner, in Robinson, operates in the New York style, in a polished, contemporary building (an overhauled Eat n’ Park). po The restaurant is run by husband-and-wife Th owners Dimitri and Jennifer Takos; Jennifer ow is Greek-American, while Dimitri is from Sparta via New York City, where he helped run the Kings Plaza Diner in Brooklyn. Central isn’t open 24 hours, but will sate your hunger during most of the day and night, and its full liquor license sug-

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gests a center of gravity rather later in the day than most places slinging eggs and tuna salad. Evidence of Central’s commitment to serious cooking was a complete lamb roasting on a spit on the front patio; this is a semi-regular dinner special, yielding 20-odd servings.

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6408 Steubenville Pike, Robinson. 412-275-3243 HOURS: Sun.-Thu. 6 a.m.-11 p.m.; Fri.-Sat. 6 a.m.-1 a.m. PRICES: Breakfast, appetizers, soups, salads and sandwiches $3-11; entrees $10-18 LIQUOR: Full bar

CP APPROVED That said, there were members of our party who prize a diner breakfast above all else, so we visited at midday, the better to straddle the menu’s breakfast, lunch and dinner offerings. This meant we didn’t get to try such entrée fare as shrimp santorini (broiled with tomatoes and feta) or Rou-

manian tenderloin steak, but we did sample plentifully from both American diner classics and savory Greek specialties. The dining room, elegantly appointed with dark-stained wood and brushed stainless trim, set our expectations to casual, but high quality. On both counts, Central Diner delivered. Giant pancakes are a diner staple, but Central’s stood out for being deep brown and slightly crisp on one side, paler and more tender on the other side, and fluffy, never soggy, within. Blueberries were plentiful and plump, but their juiciness didn’t threaten the integrity of the pancake. The Mediterranean omelet — distinct from Greek and Spanish options (the latter with chorizo) — included spinach, feta and tomato, and managed the balancing act of offering plenty of flavorful filling in an egg envelope which hit that sweet spot between fluffy and firm, moist without being runny. French toast was made with enormous

slices of challah — the best choice in our book — in a slightly sweetened egg batter that fried up crisp and light. Just as good were plump sausage links, thick as kielbasa and splendidly juicy, with seasoning that was subtle but absolutely not bland. Pork souvlaki was big, juicy chunks of seasoned grilled pork with peppers, onion and tomatoes served atop a thick, fluffy pita with good, garlicky tzatztiki. Each component of this dish was well prepared, and as the pita soaked up the meat juices, it all came together in an even more satisfying whole. The accompaniment was a rice pilaf that was, improbably, the only disappointment of our meal. It was studded with peas, carrots and celery that had long since given up any flavor, and colored yellow by some spice undeserving of the name. Fortunately, the souvlaki was amply sized to satisfy, and a Greek salad — quite large for a side, and generously filled with Kalamata olives, tomatoes, red onion and feta in a simple, slightly creamy vinaigrette — was excellent.

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Spanakopita is available as meal or appetizer, and the latter was plenty substantial: a large triangle pleasingly plated with olives, little mounds of shredded carrot and tomatoes. The phyllo crust was deliciously buttery, and dill notes in the filling were distinct without overwhelming the spinach. A stuffed-pepper entrée special confirmed our confidence in the kitchen. Our server’s description of it as a green bell pepper (we prefer sweet red or orange) in a “red” sauce (we pictured marinara) gave us pause. But the pepper was tender and well balanced with its savory filling of ground meat and rice; the “red” sauce turned out to be a delectable vegetable purée studded with whole pieces of carrot and sweet, soft onion; and the whole thing was served on a bed of fluffy, creamy mashed potatoes. This was diner fare at its best: savory, satisfying, and far better than anything we might throw together with such humble ingredients at home. Central Diner goes to show that while a good diner is never fussy, when it takes its food as seriously as more upscale fare, the results can be just as sublime.

{BY HAL B. KLEIN}

A LAST CALL Departing columnist notes changes on local booze scene I’ve written about drinking in Pittsburgh every week for over three years, sharing stories of the scores of brewers, distillers, bartenders, sommeliers, and wine/spirits importers and distributors who contribute to this citys booze culture. My biggest takeaway: Pittsburgh is a fantastic place to get a drink. It’s thrilling to take stock of how many breweries opened since I started writing this column, and good ones too. Bars are — quite rightly — moving away from domestic mega-breweries and dedicating more taps to these terrific local beers and ciders. We’ve also gone from one distillery to four, with at least one more scheduled to open next year.

“THANK YOU, BARTENDERS, FOR EDUCATING AND INSPIRING ME.” When I moved to Pittsburgh in 2010, there weren’t a lot of places where you could get a well-crafted classic or contemporary cocktail. Now there are so many choices; when people ask me for suggestions on where to go, I need to ask them what neighborhood are they going to and what they’re in the mood for. Pittsburgh’s tight-knit bartender community is fast establishing a reputation for being as dedicated to its craft as any group of bartenders in the country. In fact, the city has enough respect among the greater bartending community that it was selected to host the first United States Bartenders Guild regional conference last year. Thank you, bartenders, for educating and inspiring me. You’re a real class act, the lot of you. I’m sure that anyone who’s been reading my column knows that for many of these bartenders, this is a lifelong career choice. Give them your respect, and give them a tip. This is my last “On the Rocks” for Pittsburgh City Paper. I’m moving on to other writing opportunities in town. As for this column, you’ve likely noticed the bylines of Drew Cranisky and Celine Roberts in recent weeks. Stick around; they’re going to do a knock-up job.

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ALL INDIA. 315 N. Craig St., Oakland. 412-681-6600. With more than 200 items, All India’s menu is both epic and exciting, including novel choices such as Goan coconut shrimp and green jackfruit curry alongside the old denizens, chicken curry and the tandoor. Here, a thali, or combination platter, is a great option for the culinary explorer who wants the experience of multiple tastes. KF AVENUE B. 5501 Centre Ave., Shadyside. 412-683-3663. This intimate corner restaurant has only a brief, seasonal menu, but its offerings are all tantalizing, each combining several pedigreed ingredients. Such selections have included piquillo-pepper lasagna with a different filling in each layer; green-bean and sweetpotato tempura; and fresh pasta topped with beef short ribs, chard and crisped cipollini onions. LF BAR MARCO. 2216 Penn Ave., Strip District. 412-471-1900. At this former firehouse-turnedrestaurant, a small but wellcurated menu makes a perfect complement to this venue’s wine and cocktail list. The tapas-inspired roster ranges from charcuterie plates and classics, like patatas bravas, to smoked-pork tamales and grilled radicchio and endive salad. KE BOB’S DINER. 211 Mansfield Blvd., Carnegie. 412-429-7400. Well-prepared fare and a warm atmosphere distinguish this local diner chain. Bob’s serves the classic diner array of all-day breakfast fare, hot and cold sandwiches and stick-toyour-ribs dinner platters. The fried chicken is a winner, with a skin that is deep goldenbrown and shatteringly crisp. J THE CARLTON. 500 Grant St., Downtown. 412-391-4152. A mainstay of Downtown dining for two decades, The Carlton delivers the hallmarks of fine dining in an atmosphere refreshingly free of attitude or affectation. The menu is neither stodgy nor cutting-edge; while dishes may verge on the decadent — risotto with lobster and brie? — the flavor and ingredient combinations offer a classic Continental cuisine with contemporary inflections. LE CHURCH BREW WORKS. 3525 Liberty Ave., Lawrenceville. 412-688-8200. The Brew Works setting — the meticulously rehabbed interior of St. John the Baptist Church with its altar of

Everyday Noodles {PHOTO BY HEATHER MULL} beer — remains incomparable, and there are always several hand-crafted brews on tap to enjoy. For dining, the venue offers a flexible menu, suitable for all ages, ranging from pub nibblers and wood-fired pizza to nouvelle American entrées. KE EVERYDAY NOODLES. 5875 Forbes Ave., Squirrel Hill. 412-4216660. At this Chinese restaurant, the menu is organized around pasta dishes, including noodle soups, “dry” noodles served with sauce and toppings, dumplings, wontons and potstickers. A few rice dishes, non-noodle soups and steamed vegetable plates round things out. But noodles — made fresh in full view of customers — rule. JF

Seviche {PHOTO BY HEATHER MULL} GRIT & GRACE. 535 Liberty Ave., Downtown. 412-281-4748. Small plates with plenty of unexpected ingredients and designed for sharing mark this Downtown venue. The menus offers updates on classics (Rueben, ramen) and eclectic Asian fusion fare to dim sum and “pork face” sandwich. Fortunately, the kitchen brings a confident approach to

a wildly various list of boldly complex dishes. KE HABITAT. 510 Market St., Downtown. 412-773-8800. Located in the handsome Fairmont Hotel, this restaurant — with a marvelously open kitchen — utilizes local and seasonal ingredients. The emphasis is on the kitchen’s ability to adapt and update traditional dishes from around the world, such as tandoori chicken tacos and rare-tuna-and-avocado spring rolls. LE KALEIDOSCOPE CAFÉ. 108 43rd St., Lawrenceville. 412-6834004. This intriguing menu refracts contemporary trends in sophisticated casual dining while still offering an atmosphere of off-the-beaten-path funkiness. While some dishes emphasize unusual juxtapositions of ingredients, such as a lobster-andwhite-bean purée alongside fish, or fig in a “rustic marsala sauce,” other dishes are of the moment, with pistachio dust atop duck cannoli or deep-fried gnocchi. KF KAYA. 2000 Smallman St., Strip District. 412-261-6565. Kaya is a local culinary mainstay, offering inventive Caribbean-inspired contemporary cuisine. The menu, much of which is vegetarian, changes frequently. But it remains divided into tropas — tropical tapas — and entrees. KE LEGUME BISTRO. 214 N. Craig St., Oakland. 412-621-2700. The former Regent Square bistro now has a more urbane Oakland location. To its inspired cuisine based on fresh, seasonal and local, Legume has also added a full bar and in-house butchering. The expanded menu might include: steaks, lamb kielbasa with celeriac puree, grilled escarole and lemonverbena panna cotta. LE CONTINUES ON PG. 26

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at its peak popularity, you might say Jimmer Podrasky was living like something of a star — appearing with the band in Pretty in Pink and on an episode of 90210, and finding himself romantically linked with some Hollywood types. But he says it was never such a cakewalk, and when he became a single dad to his son, Chance, he dissolved the L.A.-via-Pittsburgh band. Only last year did he release a new solo record, his first since the band’s breakup. He talked to CP about taking 20 years away and about mounting a comeback, ahead of a Pittsburgh show this weekend. GROWING UP IN NATRONA HEIGHTS, WERE YOU INTO MUSIC AT A YOUNG AGE? No! Absolutely not. I started to buy music as a high schooler, but I really didn’t have the nerve to [write and play] until the college years, and especially that senior year of college, when The Rave-Ups first started. I was a late bloomer, I guess.

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ONCE THE RAVE-UPS MOVED TO LOS ANGELES, YOU HAD SOME SUCCESS AND WERE LIVING SOMETHING OF A HOLLYWOOD LIFESTYLE, RIGHT? WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE TO WALK AWAY? Well, a lot of things occurred that I didn’t see coming. I don’t think any of us in The Rave-Ups, particularly the Rave-Ups who made those records, ever lived a Hollywood lifestyle. We kind of lived hand-tomouth. Although we were signed to a

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Four new tracks from the local rapper, produced by Kiltervision and Amuck himself. Amuck sings almost as much as he raps here, and the tracks pull from industrial music and rock as much as from contemporary electronic music, meaning the whole thing feels fresh, but at the same time like something that would’ve made alt-rock radio in 1996. Amuck’s flow is quick, clever and sometimes toes the line between aggressive and nerdy, in a good way. A good, exhilarating listen. SQUONK OPERA PNEUMATICA (SELF-RELEASED) WWW.SQUONKOPERA.ORG

If you’re a longtime Pittsburgher, you probably have some idea of what to expect from Squonk Opera — the group’s output is kind of predictably unpredictable, and Squonk has essentially defined itself without many outside referents for more than 20 years. Pneumatica is no different: kind of a proggy rock opera with no words, sometimes heavy, sometimes airy. (And that’s by design: Pneumatica is a show about air.) Sometimes that proggy operatic-ness isn’t working in Squonk’s favor, especially since this is the audio part of a performance piece, and on CD, we’re missing the live visual element, left only with a sometimes-cheesy-sounding soundtrack, especially at its more epic, anthemic moments. But there are plenty of curious points: Hey, those are bagpipes! Are those bagpipes run through effects? I think maybe! Not a passive listen, but an interesting aural experience if you’re engaged. AMULKERIN@PGHCITYPAPER.COM

BALTIMORE SOUND {BY SAMANTHA WARD} THOUGH CUTTHROAT sports rivals, Pitts-

burgh and Baltimore have gelled in a certain sense: as musical cohorts, and as cities leading parallel musical lives. Baltimore DJ .rar Kelly explains that the current Baltimore club scene mimics what he saw Pittsburgh exuding in 2008. “Everybody works together,” he says, reflecting on his own four years living in the Steel City. “They know one another in some capacity, because they’re both small, blue-collar towns.” The limiting factors of a small city generate a vibrant underground scene with a built-in support system — because there’s no other way to survive. Normaling, a duo consisting of Kelly and his musical partner Lemz, produces insanely palatable electro, hip-hop and techno beats. The duo is one of a slew of acts performing this Fri., Nov. 28, at Belvedere’s as part of what’s dubbed the Baltimore Club Takeover. Kelly explains the upcoming showcase in one word: energy. “We know that the crowd has a good time when the musicians have a good time and …” “We have fun,” finishes Lemz. The event, presented by local promoter Obvious, will give Pittsburgh an intense taste of the Baltimore club scene, featuring artists Scottie B, TT the Artist, Mighty Mark, DDm and other current staples. Kelly is quick to compliment music fans in Pittsburgh, citing it as his favorite place to perform. “The listening audience in Pittsburgh is very open-minded,” he notes, “and is genuinely interested in the music that you play. It still has that reputation.” He and Lemz compare it to Baltimore, which is, perhaps, still learning to play well with others. Right now, they assert, “Baltimore loves Baltimore.” The goal of Normaling is to create something that’s genuine and marries the members’ unique interests. Kelly explains that their biggest influence in this regard is actually living in Baltimore. “I feel like Baltimore club music is one of the most authentic, regional sounds in America, period,” he says. The collective unit of Baltimore artists casts a spirit that rubs off on all those working within it. Part of this unit is charismatic and

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outspoken DDm, one of the ﬁrst openly gay rappers in Baltimore. He labels his personality as “authentically” Baltimore: “I’m raw, I’m rough around the edges, I get right to the chase. … I don’t negotiate that when it comes to my music.” He posits that the small s i z e o f B a lt i m o r e h a s inadvertently caused the musicians there to make music that is true to their passions. He explains, “We’re not holding our breath to be the next big pop sensation.” This new community is tight, but that’s not to say it’s insular. Born from a scene made of artists working independently, this new generation has banded together to support and collaborate with each other.

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“We understand what we’re up against,” DDm admits, “and we have to stick together — we have to have that kind of camaraderie.” Even the old-school producers are in on it; legends like Scottie B and Rod Lee are actively working with the new generation of producers. Lemz explains: “Everyone is realizing that you shine brighter through it.” I N F O @PGH C IT YPAPE R . C O M

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If recent weather has been any indication of what life in Buffalo will be like for the next few months, Sleepy Hahas might want to stay on the road — headed south — for a while. For now, the band hits the 31st Street Pub tonight in support of its Dull Days LP, from earlier this year. The group, headed up by songwriter Patrick Butler, mixes throwback garagestyle rock with some surf leanings and White Stripes-style blues. There’s some buzz building for this one, and either way, dancing to some rock music might help you burn some of those Thanksgiving calories. Different Places in SPACE, Partly Sunny and Houdini’s Psychic Theatre open. Andy Mulkerin 9 p.m. 3101 Penn Ave., Strip District. $8-10. 412-391-8334 or www.31stpub.com

[INDIE ROCK] + SAT., NOV. 29 Five self-proclaimed “lifers” of the Pittsburgh music scene founded Wicked Chief in the summer of 2013. The quintet is finding good footing now, and released its first album, True Blue, in March. The LP is entirely self-produced, and hosts 13 tight indie-rock tracks. The band will be joined by another local, the two-piece Puzzle Pieces. You can see both bands in the late show at Club Café tonight. Samantha Ward 10 p.m. 56 S. 12th St., South Side. $10. 412-431-4950 or www.clubcafelive.com

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needs a happy mistake. The Shadowboxers are a prime example: Their first musical success, the grand prize of $3,000 at an Emory Arts Competition, was only possible due to a mistake. The then-unnamed group was not among the 10 finalists, but the committee accidently sent the band an email inviting it to perform. The group arrived at the competition, showed off its rhythmic, catchy sound and took Royal Blood home the prize. Since then, The Shadowboxers funded their first full-length album, Red Room, with a Kickstarter in 2013. Catch them tonight at Club Café with Jacob Klein. SW 7 p.m. 56 S. 12th St., South Side. $10. 412431-4950 or www. clubcafelive.com

[ROCK] + WED., DEC. 03 In recent years, whether you like it or not, Dave Grohl has ascended to the throne as America’s pre-eminent rock ’n’ roll figure. So when Grohl’s band Foo Fighters decide to take an act on the road, it’s something of a christening. That honor is coming next year for Royal Blood, recently announced as one of the opening acts for multiple dates on Foo Fighters’ summer tour. The British band released its first album to acclaim this past summer, driven by its blownout blues-rock single, “Figure It Out.” To wrap up a big 2014, the two-man band plays Altar Bar tonight. There You Are opens. AM 7 p.m. 1620 Penn Ave., Strip District. $15-25. All ages. 412-206-9719 or www.thealtarbar.com

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31ST STREET PUB. The Sleepy Hahas, Different Places in Space, Partly Sunny, Houdini’s Psychic Theatre. Strip District. 412-391-8334. ALTAR BAR. Go Go Gadjet. Strip District. 412-263-2877. BRILLOBOX. Harlan Twins, Robin Vote, Shelf Life String Band. Bloomﬁeld. 412-621-4900. FIDDLERS BAR & GRILL. The Kardasz Brothers. McCandless. 412-635-2300. JERGEL’S RHYTHM GRILLE. Totally 80s. Warrendale. 724-799-8333. LEVELS. Jason Kendall feat. Serlin & Shuvette. North Side. 412-231-7777. MOONDOG’S. Norman Nardini. Blawnox. 412-828-2040. PITTSBURGH WINERY. Buzz Poets. Strip District. 412-566-1000. RAMADA INN HOTEL & CONFERENCE CENTER. Skero & Jingles. Greensburg. 724-552-0603. REX THEATER. Dopapod. South Side. 412-381-6811.

SQUIRREL HILL SPORTS BAR. theCAUSE. Squirrel Hill. 412-422-5027. THUNDERBIRD CAFE. Yojimbo. Lawrenceville. 412-682-0177. THE WAC CLUB. Daniels & McClain. Clairton. WIGLE WHISKEY BARREL HOUSE. Kendell & Rick. North Side. 412-224-2827.

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DRUM BAR. DJ NIN. North Side. 412-231-7777. THE NEW AMSTERDAM. Da Admiral. Lawrenceville. 412-682-6414. ONE 10 LOUNGE. DJ Goodnight, DJ Rojo. Downtown. 412-874-4582. ROWDY BUCK. Top 40 Dance. South Side. 412-431-2825. RUGGER’S PUB. 80s Night w/ DJ Connor. South Side. 412-381-1330.

GARFIELD ARTWORKS. Sound of a Smirk, Cape Cod, Trace the Pattern, Scene Stage the World. Garﬁeld. 412-361-2262.

MON 01 ALTAR BAR. The Word Alive, The Color Morale, Our Last NIght, The Dead Rabbits, Miss Fortune. Strip District. 412-263-2877.

WED 03 ALTAR BAR. Royal Blood. Strip District. 412-263-2877. CLUB CAFE. The Shadowboxers, Jacob Klein. South Side. 412-431-4950.

THU 27 BELVEDERE’S. Neon w/ DJ hatesyou. 80s Night. Lawrenceville. 412-687-2555. CLUB TABOO. DJ Matt & Gangsta Shak. Homewood. 412-969-0260.

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DIESEL. DJ CK. South Side. 412-431-8800. DRUM BAR. VDJ Jack Millz. North Side. 412-231-7777.

SAT 29

ALTAR BAR. Misfits. Strip District. 412-263-2877. BLOOMFIELD BRIDGE TAVERN. The Hi-Frequencies; Will Simmons & the Upholsterers. Bloomfield. 412-682-8611. BRILLOBOX. Good Ship Gibraltar. Bloomfield. 412-621-4900. CLUB CAFE. Wicked Chief, Puzzle Pieces (Late). South Side. 412-431-4950. HARVEY WILNER’S. Random Play. West Mifflin. 412-466-1331. HOWLERS COYOTE CAFE. Live Band Punk Rock Karaoke. Bloomfield. 412-682-0320. KNUCKLEHEAD’S BAR. The Dave Iglar Band. Ross. 412-366-7468. MR. SMALLS THEATER. Wreck Loose, Gypsy & His Band of Ghosts, Drowning Clowns, Tracksploitation, Velvet Heat, more. Touchfaster & Ruckus Bros. Present: Dark Side of Oz. Millvale. 866-468-3401. NIED’S HOTEL. Austin Drive Band. Lawrenceville. 412-781-9853. PETER B’S. Zero Fame w/ Special Guest. 724-353-2677. RAMADA INN HOTEL & CONFERENCE CENTER. 13 Stories. Greensburg. 724-552-0603. SMOKEHOUSE BAR & GRILLE. Cherry Red Band. Beechview. 412-344-8700.

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GUS’S CAFE. Pittsburgh Caribbean/International Saturdays. Lawrenceville. 412-315-7271. ROWDY BUCK. Top 40 Dance. South Side. 412-431-2825. S BAR. Pete Butta. South Side. 412-481-7227. WINGHART’S - OAKLAND. Steel City Sundays. W/ DJ Goodnight. Oakland. 412-874-4582.

SAT 29 CLUB CAFE. Eve Goodman. South Side. 412-431-4950. OLIVE OR TWIST. The Vagrants. Downtown. 412-255-0525. TAVERN IN THE WALL. Tim & John. Aspinwall. 412-782-6542.

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WED 03 THE NEW AMSTERDAM. Brotha Mike & DJ Skooze. Lawrenceville. 412-682-6414. SPOON. Spoon Fed. Hump day chill. House music. aDesusParty. East Liberty. 412-362-6001.

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The New Pornographers Mr. Small’s Theatre, 400 Lincoln Ave., Millvale

GREATER PITTSBURGH COLISEUM. Ginuwine, Spinderella. Homewood.

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Club Café, 56 S. 12th St., South Side

FRI 28 ROCHESTER INN HARDWOOD GRILLE. The Bo’Hog Brothers. Ross. 412-364-8166. SPEAL’S TAVERN. Blues Open Mic. 724-433-1322. THUNDERBIRD CAFE. The Pawnbrokers. Lawrenceville. 412-682-0177.

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First Niagara Pavilion, 665 Rt. 18, Burgettstown

ALLEGHENY ELKS LODGE #339. Pittsburgh Banjo Club. Wednesdays. North Side. 412-321-1834. PARK HOUSE. Shelf Life String Band. North Side. 412-224-2273.

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FRI 28 Cunimondo. Downtown. 412-553-5235. SONOMA GRILLE. Jenny Wilson. Downtown. 412-697-1336.

OMNI WILLIAM PENN. Frank Cunimondo, Pat Crossly. Downtown. 412-553-5235.

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ANDYS. Mark Pipas. Downtown. 412-773-8884. CIOPPINO SEAFOOD CHOPHOUSE BAR. Roger Barbour Jazz Quartet. Strip District. 412-281-6593. CJ’S. The Tony Campbell Saturday Jazz Jam Session. Strip District. 412-642-2377. THE CLOAKROOM. Hill Jordan . w ww per & the Slide pa pghcitym Worldwide. .co CJ’S. Roger Humphries East Liberty. & The RH Factor. KELLY-STRAYHORN Strip District. 412-642-2377. THEATER. Roger JAMES STREET GASTROPUB & Humphries, Spanky Wilson, SPEAKEASY. The Session Jam. C Street Brass. East Liberty. North Side. 412-904-3335. 412-363-3000. LEMONT. Maria Sargent & Dave Crisci. Mt. Washington. ANDYS. Judi Figel. Downtown. 412-431-3100. 412-773-8884. LITTLE E’S. Richie Cole BACKSTAGE BAR AT THEATRE Saxophone Madness. SQUARE. Erin Burkett & Virgil Downtown. 412-392-2217. Walters. Downtown. 412-456-6666. NOLA ON THE SQUARE. JAMES STREET GASTROPUB & The Satin Hearts. Downtown. SPEAKEASY. Boilermaker Jazz 412-471-9100. Band. 7 p.m. dance lesson. Kenny VILLAGE TAVERN Blake. North Side. 412-904-3335. & TRATTORIA. Tony Campbell LEMONT. Mark Vennere. & Jazzsurgery. West End. Mt. Washington. 412-431-3100. 412-458-0417. NOLA ON THE SQUARE. Benny Benack Quartet. Downtown. 412-471-9100. OMNI WILLIAM PENN. Frank

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CLUB CAFE. Jeff Miller, Joy Ike, Brooke Annibale (early). South Side. 412-431-4950.

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BZ’S BAR & GRILL. TwoStep Tuesdays feat. Groove Pharmacy. North Side. 412-323-2924.

DOWNEY’S HOUSE.32-20 Fully Loaded Blues. Robinson. 412-489-5631. MOONDOG’S. Miss Melanie & the Valley Rats, Rich Mitchell & the Soul Survivors. Blawnox. 412-828-2040. SPEAL’S TAVERN. Harold Stewart & Blues Hounds. 724-433-1322. TUGBOAT’S. Craig King & King’s Ransom. East Pittsburgh. 412-829-1992.

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MON 01 ECLIPSE LOUNGE. Open Jazz Night w/ the Howie Alexander Trio. Lawrenceville. 412-251-0097. THUNDERBIRD CAFE. Space Exchange Series. Lawrenceville. 412-682-0177.

TUE 02 SAN LORENZO RISTORANTE. Richie Cole w/ Ron Wilson, Mark Perna & Vince Taglieri. Lawrenceville. 412-874-7379.

WED 03 ANDORA RESTAURANT FOX CHAPEL. Harry Cardillo, Sam Brooks. Fox Chapel. 412-967-1900. ANDYS. Elise Rael Percussion Ensemble. Downtown. 412-773-8884. THE BLIND PIG SALOON. Erin Burkett & Virgil Walters. New Kensington. 724-337-7008. CAFE IO. Dave Brosky. Playing the Chapman Stick. Mt. Lebanon. 412-440-0414. NOLA ON THE SQUARE. Rick Matt. Downtown. 412-471-9100. VILLAGE TAVERN & TRATTORIA. The Dante’ Soulsville Project. West End. 412-458-0417.

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IGUDESMAN & JOO: BIG NIGHTMARE MUSIC. This comical duo will join Pittsburgh Symphony Orchestra & Music Director Manfred Honeck for a whirlwind of humor and virtuosity. Heinz Hall, Downtown. 412-392-4900.

SUN 30 IGUDESMAN & JOO: BIG NIGHTMARE MUSIC. This comical duo will join Pittsburgh Symphony Orchestra & Music Director Manfred Honeck for a whirlwind of humor and virtuosity. Heinz Hall, Downtown. 412-392-4900.

OTHER MUSIC FRI 28 LINDEN GROVE. Dancing Queen. Castle Shannon.

SAT 29 CLUB CAFE. A Deep Violet Cabaret w/ Eve Goodman (Early). South Side. 412-431-4950. LEVELS. Dueling Pianos w/ Hermie & Harry. North Side. 412-231-7777. ROCKY’S ROUTE 8. The Softwinds. A dinner show. Buffet at 6pm & show at 8pm. Reservations required. 412-487-6259. TAMBELLINI BRIDGEVILLE RESTAURANT. Night Star. Bridgeville. 412-221-5202.

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Thanksgiving Eve Throwdown REX THEATER South Side. 412-381-6811. Over 21 event. Free show. 8p.m.

No Bad Ju Ju THE MEADOWS CASINO Washington. Free show. 8p.m.

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Trey Anastasio Band STAGE AE North Side. All ages show. Tickets: ticketmaster.com or 800-745-3000. Doors open at 7p.m.

Jimmer Podrasky and the Redd-Ups

REX THEATER South Side. 412-381-6811. Over 21 show. Tickets: rextheatre.com. 8p.m.

Joe Grushecky and The Houserockers

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JERGEL’S RHYTHM GRILLE Warrendale. 724-799-8333. Tickets: jergels.com. 9p.m.

LATITUDE 360 Robinson Twp. 412-693-5555. Tickets: latitude360.com/pittsburgh-pa. Through Nov. 29.

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ALTAR BAR Strip District. 412-263-2877. Over 21 show. Tickets: ticketﬂy.com or 1-877-4-FLY-TIX. 9p.m.

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CONSOL ENERGY CENTER Downtown. Tickets: ticketmaster.com or 1-800-745-3000. 8p.m.

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TRAX FARMS South Hills. Free

Yojimbo THUNDERBIRD CAFE Lawrenceville. 412-682-0177. Over 21 show. Tickets: greyareaprod.com. 11p.m.

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Dark Side of Oz MR. SMALLS THEATRE Millvale. 412-821-4447. All ages show. Tickets: ticketweb.com/opusone. 6p.m.

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The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1 is mostly a preamble for the events of Part 2, which viewers will have to wait an entire year to see. But fans of the franchise should check in — newbies have no hope of following the story — especially if you prefer your teen dystopias gloomy. The two earlier Hunger Games had darkness at the core, but they were wrapped up in spectacle, heroic action, humor and faaaabulous costumes.

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sity of Cambridge, in 1963, a bright young physics student named Stephen Hawking muses: If only there were an equation to explain everything in the universe. Hawking will in time come up with important and useful equations vis-à-vis theoretical physics and the creation of the universe. But there won’t be any explanation for the day-to-day side of life, buffeted by the mysterious forces of love, chance and tragedy. Such challenges are simply met, never truly understood. This tension between facts and fate forms the spine of James Marsh’s bio-pic The Theory of Everything, which recounts the professional and personal life of Hawking — from his college days to the publication of his mega-selling A Brief History of Time and his enduring “celebrity physicist” status. It all begins well: At Cambridge, the nerdy, ﬂoppy-haired Hawking (Eddie Redmayne) successfully courts a poetry student named Jane (Felicity Jones). But then he is diagnosed with a motor-neuron disorder

and given just two years to live. Hawking is advised that “the brain is not affected,” which seems doubly cruel, as he and others rightly imagine his remarkable academic gifts will be imprisoned in an inert, dying shell. The doctor explains the horror: “Your thoughts won’t change. It’s just that no one will know what they are.”

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riage, Travelling to Infinity, My Life With Stephen. But throughout the film, the inspirational nature of Hawking’s life is tempered by the presence of Jane. She is as central a character as Hawking, one whose emotional, physical and professional life is deeply constrained by her husband’s demands. For a well-known story, with an admitted bias toward presenting both Hawking and Jane as strong characters who met, matched and bested life’s challenges, Theory manages to feel more quality, small-scale BBC film than manipulative, heavily scored Hollywood heart-tugger. The two good, restrained actors playing out this marriage — with its trials both extraordinary (physically caring for your husband as one would an oversized toddler) and mundane (“it’s all about you”) — also help steer the story past the lachrymose pitfalls. Ultimately, Theory is quite cheerful and sunny — oh, there are clouds, but they quickly pass. It’s not a bad movie, it’s not a great movie, but you could do worse for a heartwarming true-life story about smart people, and a pair of lead performances likely to turn up during awards season. A H OF F @ P G HC I T Y PA P E R. C OM

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NEW THIS WEEK HAPPY VALLEY. Amir Bar-Lev’s new documentary examines how footballcrazed State College, home of Penn State, reacted in the wake of the Jerry Sandusky child-rape scandal. Bar-Lev posits, as many have, that blind adoration of the football program allowed former defensive coordinator Sandusky to commit his crimes for decades. After the program was tarnished, the community was left confused and defensive. Among those interviewed are family members of late head coach Joe Paterno, and Matt Sandusky, Sandusky’s adopted son, who said he had also been molested. Bar-Lev’s film is well shot, and he does a great job of building tension in this chronological tale, with the best scenes — those featuring the riots that followed Paterno’s firing — coming in the film’s first 20 minutes. But even if you’re tired of everything related to the Penn State scandal, Bar-Lev’s film is worth the time for the questions it raises about the limits and perils of our excessive fandom. 2 p.m. Sat., Nov. 29; 7 p.m. Sun., Nov. 30; 7:30 p.m. Mon., Dec. 1; and 7:30 p.m. Tue., Dec. 2. Hollywood (Charlie Deitch)

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HORRIBLE BOSSES 2. Having quit their jobs, the gang of disgruntled dudes (Jason Bateman, Jason Sudeikis and Charlie Day) hopes to launch their own business. But a financing deal falls through, and — I’ll just skip ahead here — the next best plan is to kidnap a rich kid (Chris Pine, being amusingly douchey). Sean Anders’ comedy is a pretty shameless retread of the first film — the same plot (bungled crime), same supporting characters (Jennifer Aniston, Kevin Spacey, Jamie Foxx) and same low-rent humor (slapstick, sex jokes). If that sounds like it will add up to the same good time for you, well, off you go! (Al Hoff) JINGLE BELL ROCKS. Filmmaker Mitchell Kezin follows his own obsession with Christmas music (his gateway disc was “The Little Boy That Santa Claus Forgot”) into an amusing round-up of holiday tunes; a cultural history of contemporary Christmas songs (from Elvis to “Back Door Santa”); and the vinyl junkies who collect the often-sneered-at music. Kezin checks in with some well-known fans, including: John Waters, musician Wayne Coyne, Run DMC and Bob Dorough, who penned one of the first antiChristmas holiday tunes, “Blue Xmas,” for Miles

Pelican Dreams Davis. Turns out that beneath the snark, these guys (like most record-hounds), are surprisingly sentimental about holiday music. They all make pretty convincing arguments that there is something affirming about even the most over-played, ill-advised or just plain weird Christmas song. Tra la la! (At each screening, three audience members will be picked to root through on-hand Christmas LPs and choose a song to be played.) 7:30 p.m. Thu., Dec. 4; 7 p.m. Sun., Dec. 7; 7:30 p.m. Tue., Dec. 9; and 7:30 p.m. Wed., Dec. 10. Hollywood (AH) MEMPHIS. Tim Sutton’s portrait of a free-floating, iconoclastic Memphis blues singer-songwriter (Willis Earl Beal) is pretty free-floating itself. Employing a languid cinema-vérité style, the narrative often feels like a dream-like documentary, as Beal mopes around rundown parts of present-day Memphis, searching for inspiration. Other unidentified people come and go — a girlfriend, some fellow musicians, a young boy — but connections rarely form. Musical interludes are started but don’t finish; church is debated, but there’s no commitment; car trips are taken, but the destinations all seem like dead ends. Sutton’s film is for those who don’t mind an evocative but very minimal exploration of the stalled creative process, as it intersects here with Memphis’ musical roots, religion, the AfricanAmerican community and a life lived just above poverty. Starts Fri., Nov. 28. Harris (AH) PELICAN DREAMS. Filmmaker Judy Irving, who had a hit in 2003 with The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill, turns her lens to another bird, the California brown pelican. Her doc follows the rehabilitation of a young female bird, rescued from the Golden Gate Bridge, as well as that of another injured pelican that now lives as a semi-domesticated bird. These personal tales are interwoven with more general information about the life, habits and trials of pelicans, birds whose remarkable abilities are often overshadowed by their goofy appearance. (I’m guilty: I grew up around these pelicans and considered them funny-shaped seagulls.) Despite forays into environmental issues and interviews with naturalists, the film feels longer than its subject warrants. But here’s your chance to give these oft-ignored seabirds their due. Starts Fri., N ov. 28. Regent Square (AH)

REPERTORY ROW HOUSE CINEMA. Time Travel: Back to the Future (the 1985 hit starring Michael J. Fox and a DeLorean), Nov. 26-27. Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure (the best way to ace history class is explained in this 1989 dude-comedy), Nov. 26-27.

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Jingle Bell Rocks Time Bandits (Terry Gilliam’s 1981 film is a fantastical journey), Nov. 26-27. Primer (2004 indie hit, a timetravel yarn that satisfyingly defies easy explanation), Nov. 27. Kung Fu Films: Drunken Master (the 1978 comedic kung-fu film that made a star of Jackie Chan), Nov. 28-30 and Dec. 2-3. Enter the Dragon (1973 classic martial-arts film starring Bruce Lee), Nov. 28-30 and Dec. 2-4. Fist of Fury a.k.a The Chinese Connection (1972 Bruce Lee hit), Nov. 28-30, Dec. 1-2 and Dec. 4. Master of the Flying Guillotine (1976 actioner proves missing limbs are no impediment to ass-kicking), Nov. 28-30, Dec. 1 and Dec. 3. Once Upon a Time in China (Jet Li stars in this 1991 bio-pic about Wong Fei-hung), Nov. 28-30, Dec. 1 and Dec. 4. All kung-fu films are presented in their original language, with subtitles. Call or see website for times and complete listings. 4115 Butler St., Lawrenceville. $5-9. 412-904-3225 or www.rowhousecinema.com IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE. Frank Capra’s beloved 1946 holiday classic, in which a harried man (Jimmy Stewart) re-discovers the simple joys of life. Tell ’em Clarence sent you. 7:30 p.m. Wed., N ov. 26. Hollywood THE WIZARD OF OZ. In Victor Fleming’s 1939 musical film, join Dorothy (Judy Garland) and her little dog, too, on their unforgettable Technicolor journey to the Land of Oz — a wondrous place that, ultimately, isn’t quite as wonderful as Kansas. 5:30 p.m. Sat., Nov. 29. Parkway, 644 Broadway Ave., McKees Rocks. www.parkwaytheater.org. $2-3 MOMMA ROMA. Pier Paolo Pasolini’s neo-realist 1962 drama about a former prostitute who tries to go straight for the sake of her teenage son. Ann Magnani stars. In Italian, with subtitles. 7:15 p.m. Sat., Nov. 29. Parkway, 644 Broadway Ave., McKees Rocks. www.parkwaytheater.org. $3 TRAMP TRAMP TRAMP. Harry Langdon stars in this 1926 silent comedy, in which he portrays a hobo who enters a cross-country walking race. Harry Edwards directs a script co-written by Frank Capra. The screening will be accompanied by a piano score composed and performed live by Tom Roberts. 4 p.m. Sun., Nov. 30. Hollywood BLOOD FIRST. In this new drama from Najaa Young, two brothers head into a life of crime, following their father’s role in the drug trade. But when an associate cooperates with the authorities, the brothers must decide whether to run, fight back or also cooperate. This locally produced film promises to examine the destructive cycle of violence which impacts some communities. 5 p.m. Sun., N ov. 30. SouthSide Works. $11

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Jennifer Matesa’s new guide to addiction recovery doesn’t cover 12 steps. Instead, it runs a marathon on previously uncharted terrain. The Recovering Body: Physical and Spiritual Fitness for Living Clean and Sober (Hazelden) explores addiction treatment through exercise, sleep, nutrition, sexuality and meditation. Matesa, the Shadysidebased writer behind the award-winning blog Guinevere Gets Sober, says her first book is the only guide to achieving physical recovery during addiction. “[Americans] find it really dangerous to live inside our bodies,” Matesa says. “It makes us feel very weak and vulnerable, and this book is all about looking at actual disciplines that we can practice that can bring us back to living in our bodies in a way that is at least comfortable or tolerable.” Matesa lost her parents to addiction to legal substances, and detoxed from her own painkiller addiction in 2008. But moving away from drugs, Matesa had “no idea where to go or what to do.” “Addiction was not very much in the media, so there wasn’t a lot of information out there, and I was extremely ashamed of my addiction. I didn’t want to tell anybody,” says Matesa, now an adjunct writing instructor at the University of Pittsburgh. Matesa and other survivors share their stories in the book, and describe how they are reclaiming their lives through activities like mountain-climbing, yoga and Cross-fit. One pitfall is excessive exercise: Matesa calls it “varicose vanity,” where looking good means everything else is good, too. “Recovery is all about paying it forward, and passing along experiences that can be really damaging in the moment,” Matesa says. “But they turn out to be the most valuable experiences we’ve ever had because they help other people.” We also meet Mikey, a 21-year-old musician coming off heroin, whose sexual endurance deteriorated while his sexual appetite rocketed as he began caring for his body. Matesa says sexual health is largely uncovered in meetings and such recovery materials as The Big Book of Alcoholics Anonymous. With survivors previously wandering through the research void, Matesa’s book devotes more than 20 pages to sexuality. “A lot of times I think people don’t even have language to talk about what they are feeling,” Matesa says. “It feels like a wall too high to scale for a lot of people, and one of the goals with this book was to bring that wall down a bit so we can see over it.”

NE WALL OF the Carnegie Museum of Art exhibition Storyteller: The Photography of Duane Michals features a grid made of album covers from a 1983 record by a famous rock band. The display represents a glimpse into the commercial commissions that sustained Michals as an artist in New York City for nearly six decades. But Synchronicity isn’t just the title of a record by The Police; it’s also how a series of meaningful coincidences, over time, shapes our destiny and links something going on outside us to something inside. An earlier work by Michals also on display, “Chance Meeting” (1970), captures that concept in the sort of small-scale, black-and-white sequence that deﬁnes Michals’ oeuvre: In six frames, two men walk toward one another in an alley; they pass; and each looks back, the mysterious moment pregnant with possibility. Backstory and outcome are left to the viewer’s imagination. Michals, a McKeesport native, returned home for the opening of this, his ﬁrst major retrospective in the U.S. in more than 20 years. In a recent interview with CP, he pondered:

As a kid, your grandparents were always old and you never think of yourself like that. But now, the barbarians are at the gate. The Hindus say a man does the business of his life and then prepares himself for his death. I was always attracted to that notion. I would like to simplify, to reduce. I

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don’t know how to prepare myself for death because I’m an atheist and don’t have the same bag of tricks that religious people do. But part of the process is having this mega exhibit. It does, to a great extent, tie things up and ﬁnish business. It makes me feel good to see how much work I’ve done! At 82, Duane Michals is almost half as old as photography itself. The Carnegie clocks in at 119, and in 1946, a 14-year-old

Michals rode a streetcar from McKeesport to art classes there, learning to draw and paint. In 1958, he moved to New York City. That same year, borrowing money and a camera, he traveled to Russia for a vacation and “found his bliss” in photography. Returning to New York, and with no further photographic training, he commenced making voluminous numbers of images, breaking many accepted rules of the craft, writing on his prints, throwing the “decisive moment” out the window.

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One of the six images in Duane Michals’ 1970 series “Chance Meeting”

While challenging the art world’s status how I get through life. I look at my photoquo, he earnestly shot portraits of anyone graphs as being intimate. They are about who intrigued him, from fellow Pittsburgh intimate things: dying, loss, humor, love. native Andy Warhol to his artist hero René My photographs are all whispers, whereas Magritte, in Belgium. Later, he donned a … all those others are shouting.” Indeed, because these images were wig and spoofingly cast himself as zeitcreated primarily for books, many geist artist Cindy Sherman (for the 2000 people might have never seen exhibit Who Is Sidney Sherman?) them as prints on a wall. And and mocked art-market success FOR CP’STH unlike much contemporary art, with 2001’s A Gursky Gherkin Is G N E FULL-L NE Michals’ prints are quite small, Just a Very Large Pickle. Along A DU Q&A, S many smaller than 8-by-10 the way, this Slovak son of a MICHAL . see wwwper. inches. To see the images and steelworker became one of the pa pghcitym read their handwriting, one most influential visionaries of co must step very close and observe photography’s past century. them carefully, creating a very But wind back to the early 1970s: A young American photographer named personal transaction. Ancillary exhibiLinda Benedict-Jones, living in Europe, tion Duane Michals: Collector — featuring picked up a magazine featuring Michals’ works from his private art collection — sequences and was wowed. Back in the furthers this vibe by revealing his States, she eventually began a career as a influences, including Paul Klée, Lucien curator. In 1997, while guest-curating Pitts- Freud, Chuck Close and Mark Tanzey. burgh Revealed: Photographs Since 1850, a hugely successful Carnegie Museum of Art STORYTELLER: exhibition that included eight of Michals’ works, she met the photographer at the THE PHOTOGRAPHS opening. After stints at The Frick Art & HisOF DUANE MICHALS torical Center and Silver Eye Center for Phocontinues through Feb. 16. Carnegie Museum of Art, 4400 Forbes Ave., Oakland. tography, in 2008 Benedict-Jones was hired 412-622-3131 or www.cmoa.org by the Carnegie as its first-ever curator of photography. The Carnegie, which has colSixty-eight years after Michals sat lected Michals’ work since 1980, had plans to secure Michals’ photographic archives, drawing in the basement, this retrospecso Benedict-Jones set about the five-year tive brings him full circle to the Carnegie. There, the intertwining of his path with process of planning Storyteller. With 135 works, the exhibition’s foot- that of Benedict-Jones, who retires from print is large. However, the experience of the museum this December, conspired in viewing Storyteller is replete with a favor- a swan-song duet. Like its two creators, ite word of Michals: “Intimacy is central to Storyteller will be a tough act to follow. I NF O @PGH C IT YPAPE R . C O M

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SOMETHING ABOUT fall’s hasty passage into winter makes fire-watching a top priority — a dose of heat on the face, that anthropocentric gratification that nature is under control and available at my leisure. Hours pass, the light patterns get me subconsciously decoding chaos. My boots appear to be smoking. Exit nature, enter a gallery. Such captivating moments are also found in the light/water/sound installations of Icelandic artist Finnbogi Pétursson. His second appearance at Wood Street Galleries, and first solo exhibition in the U.S., Second/Second seems to evoke a prehistoric memory, or at least visceral fascination, somewhere deep in our human tissues.

pearing and disappearing. The sound swells, as does the subtle rattling in the chest. The noise cycles back into silence; the wall-to-wall pool becomes still, like black glass. Hollow absence becomes equally mesmerizing. “Tesla Tune.” Wood Street’s upper gallery has a completely different tone, with an installation that is heard before it’s seen. Rounding the corner, you’ll ﬁnd varying sizes of PVC pipe retooled into giant resonators hung from the ceiling to knee-height, some extending the nearly the width of the gallery. What seems to be an endless cacophony of electronic burps is actually, upon closer inspection, a single tone played into each pipe in a repetitive pattern. This simplicity is maximally complicated through oscillating distortions, resulting in something music-like, best described as minimalist Space Disco played on a Casio keyboard set to “didgeridoo.” Entranced, now aurally, my mind is one giant cochlea. I feel suspended, like the pipes, trapped in a loop, listening. Judging by his titles, Pétursson likely takes company with techno/audiophiles — and the Sound Art genre is fully nestled into contemporary art’s newmedia roll call. (In 2001, he represented Iceland in the Venice Biennale.) Such intended depth is unfortunately lost on this reviewer. (Physics of sound? Here’s me snoring.) However, successful works can hold the laziest and least informed of viewers. In Second/Second, you might be captured by a force, pre-technological. Like me, just a human next to a ﬁre.

ENTRANCED, NOW AURALLY, MY MIND IS ONE GIANT COCHLEA.

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“Infra-Spectra.” In this installation, pulsing sound waves vibrate the diaphragms of symmetrically mounted speakers hovering just above a pool of water. Now agitating the water’s surface, the invisible sound waves take shape. Light beamed at the water reﬂects the waves on a white wall; the translucent, monochromatic circles undulate, concentrically widening, converging, ap-

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misleading, given the sumptuous squalor in its perfect incarnation of Tennessee Williams’ classic A Streetcar Named Desire. Directed by Melissa Martin, this production of the 1947 play captures the look of post-World War II America in a seedy but pulsating neighborhood, Marigny in New Orleans, ironically named Elysian Fields. Life is lived loudly and on the edge. Into this bright, crowded slum arrives — almost ethereally drifts — a pastel Southern belle with Lillian Gish curls and swooping skirts, clashing with then-current fashion. (Thank you, costume designer Richard Parsakian.)

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Stanley Kowalski. A nearly unrecognizable Jeffrey Carpenter (Dixon’s real-life husband) credibly plays the gentle giant of an unlikely suitor, Mitch. Jenna C. Johnson’s Stella provides a contrast and mirror to Blanche, their sexual desires manifesting different dangers. Tony Ferrieri’s re-imagining of Streetcar’s environs is literally multi-layered: the wallpaper stripped off in spots as Blanche’s soul will soon be. Fight director Randy Kovitz adds some credible and scary violence to the ever-rising passions. Dave Bjornson designed the appropriate sounds, augmented by music (played live at some performances) from Joe Grushecky and John Gresh. Andrew David Ostrowski’s lighting augments the glare of Marigny while supplementing Blanche’s fading bloom. More kudos to technical director Charles “CJ” McDermott and stage manager AJ Bradshaw. Martin blends all this talent into an exciting production of a true American classic. Even on the coldest day, this show is hot. I NF O @PGH C IT YPAPE R . C O M

In one of the greatest characters ever created for a woman, Tami Dixon fans out the layers of Blanche DuBois, her quick charm masking her inner terrors, her delusions more real than the ugliness of her past. She’s a horrid person, but so appealing, in many senses of the word. The rest of the cast is also spot on. Barebones director Patrick Jordan embodies the savagery and animal stolidity of

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an Oscar in 1950. She was forever typecast as a ditz (even with a reported IQ of 176), and because she died so young, at 43, she is not nearly as well known as she should be. So playwright Willy Holtzman gets a big hand for bringing her back to life with Smart Blonde, a world premiere commissioned by City Theatre. Here Holliday is in a recording studio cutting an album. As she rehearses, she moves in and out of memories which — via the magic of live theater — are acted out for us.

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From Holliday’s beginnings with Betty Comden, Adolph Green and Leonard Bernstein through her stage and ﬁlm triumphs, her ordeal with the Hollywood blacklist and a couple of romantic relationships, Holtzman covers a lot of ground in this 90-minute play. Perhaps too much. It isn’t surprising to learn the Holtzman wrote a Holliday biography in 1979: This play is overloaded with incident, but without enough time to

explore any of it. Everything is here and it’s like having very talented people read you a Wikipedia entry. Since much of it is standard show-biz fare (nobody becomes star, loses husband, dies tragically), Holtzman might think about focusing on what was unique to Holliday — speciﬁcally, being a brilliant woman who hated playing dumb but was forced to do so in front of a Senate committee to escape being blacklisted. That episode seems key to what Holtzman is trying to say with the play, but it’s almost glossed over in the telling. Peter Flynn’s direction is bursting with energy and movement. Jonathan Brody and Adam Heller, a protean duo, play all the people in Holliday’s life, and Andréa Burns brings an enormous amount of charm, humor and intelligence to the title role. There’s a great story to be got from Holliday’s life and I urge Holtzman to continue with his noble quest. I N F O @PGH C IT YPAPE R . C O M

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HELL, AS Sartre is famously misquoted, is other people. Even more so if they’re all celebrities. That’s part of the premise of

L’Hôtel, now enjoying its world premiere under the auspices of Pittsburgh Public Theater and its director, Ted Pappas. Ed Dixon’s new comedy is built on the “what if” of how strangers together in death would behave if they could interact. Paris’ Père Lachaise Cemetery is the ﬁnal resting places of hundreds of luminaries, French and otherwise, as well as plenty of the less famous from the past two centuries. L’Hôtel selects six of Lachaise’s residents.

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L’Hôtel, directed by Pappas, looks absolutely gorgeous. Designer James Noone’s lavish hotel interior, crowned by a crystal chandelier, is truly beautiful. Just as sumptuous, David C. Woolard’s costumes complement the characters with ﬁne detail, such as Oscar Wilde’s velvet breeches and hose of his aesthete period. If only some of those resources and concerns for the visuals had been devoted to historic research. It’s a good thing that dead people cannot sue for slander. Victor Hugo never

abandoned his daughter, who suffered from severe mental illness, not an out-ofwedlock pregnancy. While the exact cause of Jim Morrison’s death is still unknown, no one has seriously thought it suicide. The precocious and proliﬁc Gioachino Rossini, a wit as well as the most celebrated opera composer of his time, is reduced to a buffoon, an ethnic joke. And least forgivable is the homophobic canard about gay people being anti-procreation — delivered by the father of Wilde’s beloved sons. The lightweight plot does offer some surprises, so I avoid spoilers. It is mainly an excuse for a wonderful cast to don the mantles of famous/notorious artists. Deanne Lorette thrillingly trills as Sarah Bernhardt. The imposing Sam Tsoutsouvas breathes soul and bluster into Hugo. Brent Harris dives into Wilde. Daniel Hartley plays Morrison, Tony Triano portrays Rossini and Kati Brazda is Isadora Duncan. The most captivating actor, however, portrays a not-so-simple waiter, the most rounded of the characters. Evan Zes seems to defy various laws of physics with his quick, ﬂuid movement; his voice and face also disport a range that is absolute delight. Despite the overall fuzziness, there’s some fun to be found in L’Hôtel. I N F O@ P G H C I T Y PA P E R. C OM

Opening Event December 3, 2014, 5:30–8 p.m. $75 Join the Carnegie Museum of Art for this popular seasonal display, brought to you by the museum's Women’s Committee. Enjoy CMOA's Hall of Architecture filled with several towering 20-foot Colorado spruce trees, each adorned with handcrafted ornaments that celebrate the beauty of winter. Visit cmoa.org/visit/holidays to purchase tickets and learn more about other holiday events.

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sp otlight Aleksey Igudesman and Hyung-ki Joo hope their sketch-comedy show BIG Nightmare Music will “wake up all the sleeping, dying people” in Heinz Hall. Serious musicians underneath clown wigs, the duo watched classical concerts become “elitist, spiteful fossils.” Touring internationally, they have sought to rectify this with mops, Irish stepdance and other bizarre antics. Igudesman, a pianist from Leningrad, and Joo, a British-Korean violinist, met at a British music school and rose to fame through YouTube videos. They’ve since welcomed fans and collaborators like Billy Joel. This weekend, they make their Pittsburgh premiere with two shows, ensnaring the Pittsburgh Symphony Orchestra in organized lunacy. Joo promises the usually refined and reserved PSO will “sing, dance, scream, shout, cry and laugh” in a wild “tour de force.” In addition to the pair’s adaptions of pop hits, like Gloria Gaynor’s “I Will Survive,” the PSO commissioned Igudesman and Joo to compose a mash-up arrangement, “An Austrian in America,” for PSO’s very own Austrian in America, music director Manfred Honeck. The work blends popular American and Austrian tunes, and features titles like “Schubert Loves America” and “Oh My Darling Johann Strauss.” The jokesters will give a pre-concert talk, promising, as Joo says, to not “make fun of music,” but “make fun with music.” Danielle Fox 7:30 p.m. Fri., Nov. 28. Also 2:30 p.m. Sun., Nov. 30. 600 Penn Ave., Downtown. $25.75-105.75. 412-392-4900 or www.pittsburghsymphony.org

with names like Tommy Chong and Queen Latifah. The Pittsburgh-area native brings his dark, uncensored jokes to The Improv this week, in a stand that includes five more shows tonight through Sunday. Danielle Fox 8 and 10:30 p.m. Continues through Sun., Nov. 30. 166 E. Bridge St., The Waterfront, West Homestead. $17-20. 412-462-5233 or www.pittsburgh. improv.com

{COMEDY} Presenting “An Ode to Misfits and the Outcasts,” comedians Krish Mohan, Kat Caringola, Derek Minto, Chelsea Swiethelm and Rob Speer band together tonight’s premiere of The Secondhand Sketch Show. The Arcade Comedy Theater show is a mix of live and video sketches, plus musical numbers and monologues on a theme, but hitting on a variety of cultural topics. Secondhand is produced by Mohan, who is also on a house improv team at Arcade. DF 10 p.m. Also 10 p.m. Sat., Nov. 29. 811 Liberty Ave., Downtown. $10. 412-339-0608 or www. arcadecomedytheater.com

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Sick of listening to people argue around the diningroom table about what this world’s coming to? Come listen to other people argue … onstage! Tonight, in the midst of national attention to local doings, the John McIntire {PHOTO Dangerously Live Comedy COURTESY OF BRANDON Talk Show asks whether SPANNBAUER} Pittsburgh is “truly a buzzworthy tahn.” DEC. 03 McIntire’s panelists are fashion designer University Univ Un iver ersi sity ty of Pittsburgh Tereneh Mosley, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette Symphony editor John Allison Orchestra and comedian Michael Buzzelli (who’s even got “buzz” in his name). It’s all late-night at the Cabaret Theater. BO 10:30 655 Penn Ave., Downtown. $10 (free with same-night Cultural Trust ticket stub) his 30-year collaboration with Duke Ellington. A VIP reception precedes the annual Suite Life concert and mixer. DF 8 p.m. 5941 Penn Ave., {SCREEN} East Liberty. $10-25 (VIP: In 1926, a small-time silent$75). 412-363-3000 or film comedian named Harry www.kelly-strayhorn.org

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Langdon vaulted into the big leagues with Tramp Tramp Tramp, in which his simpleminded on-screen character enters a cross-country hiking contest to win money to marry the girl of his dreams. The girl was played by Joan Crawford, in one of her earliest starring roles. The comedy screens today as part of the Hollywood Theater’s series Silents, Please!, its episodic antics scored live by ace local keyboardist Tom Roberts. BO 4 p.m. 1449 Potomac Ave., Dormont. $6-8. 412-563-0368 or www. thehollywooddormont.org

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Selected choirs from the region include Rev. Deryck Tines and the Lemington Chorale, the Victory Community Outreach Choir of McKeesport, and James Johnson and the Afro American Music Institute. The guest mistress of ceremonies and vocalist at Wesley Center AME Zion Church is Bishop Yvette Flunder (pictured), who’s as well known nationally for her singing as she is for leading Oakland, Calif.’s radically inclusive City of Refuge church. The concert is presented by Family Hospice & Palliative Care. In lieu of admission, a free-will offering benefits charities including Family Hospice. BO 6 p.m. 2701 Centre Ave., Hill District. www.familyhospicepa.org

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{MUSIC} The students, faculty, staff and community members in the University of Pittsburgh Symphony Orchestra perform for free tonight in Bellefield Hall Auditorium. Music being the “most primal source of life and the wellspring of the life-feeling,” as Danish composer Carl Nielsen put it, the orchestra’s selections include Nielsen’s Symphony No. 4, The Inextinguishable. Also on the program are Johannes Brahms’s Double Concerto, with senior cellist Eric Gratta and violinist and director Roger Zahab (pictured) as soloists. DF 8 p.m. 315 S. Bellefield Ave., Oakland. Free. 412-624-4126 or www.music.pitt.edu

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adaption of Dickens’ classic novel. A woman hell-bent on revenge on all men snares Pip, a kindhearted boy, in her wicked web, w/ the beautiful Estella as bait. Pip is stuck fast in Miss Havisham’s web of love and deceit–will he become a gentleman & win the love of Estella? Presented by PICT. Evening shows & matinees. Tue-Sun. Thru Dec. 12. Charity Randall Theatre, Oakland. 412-561-6000. JUNIE B. IN JINGLE BELLS, BATMAN SMELLS! All of the students in Room One are happily creating the perfect holiday party. Except how is Junie B. supposed to enjoy anything when she has drawn the name of her arch nemesis, Tattletale May, for her Secret Santa Gift? Sat., Nov. 29, 11 a.m. Palace Theatre, Greensburg. 724-836-8000. L’HOTEL. Sarah Bernhardt, Jim Morrison, Oscar Wilde, Victor Hugo, Isadora Duncan & Gioachino Rossini meet in the world premier of Ed Dixon’s comedy. Wed-Sat,

SMART BLOND. Born Yesterday 8 p.m., Sun, 2 & 7 p.m. and star Judy Holliday lays down Tue, 7 p.m. Thru Dec. 8. O’Reilly Theater, Downtown. 412-316-1600. a series of tracks about her rise to fame amidst the politics THE LION THE WITCH& THE of the 1950s. Tue-Sun. Thru WARDROBE. The story of 4 Dec. 21. City Theatre, South Side. children who are drawn into 412-431-2489. the magical world of Narina. A STREETCAR NAMED www.comtratheatre.org DESIRE. Presented by barebones Nov. 28-29. Comtra Theatre, productions, Tennessee Cranberry. 724-773-9896. Williams’ 1947 classic. MURDER FOR TWO. Wed-Sat, 8 p.m. and Sun., 1 actor investigates Nov. 30, 7 p.m. Thru the crime, the other Dec. 6. New Hazlett plays all of the suspects Theater, North Side. & they both play www. per pa 1-888-71-TICKET. the piano. Wed-Sat, pghcitym .co THE GIFT OF THE 7:30 p.m. and Sat, 2 p.m. ICE QUEEN. Original Thru Jan. 18. Cabaret at Gemini Theater musical Theater Square, Downtown. Sat, Sun, 1 & 3:30 p.m. Thru 412-325-6769. Dec. 28. Gemini Theater, NEWSIES. Set in New York City at Point Breeze. 412-243-5201. the turn of the century, the tale of A TUNA CHRISTMAS. Jack Kelly, a newsboy & leader of a Radio personalities, Thurston band of teenaged ‘newsies,’ who Wheelis & Arles Struvie, dreams only of a better life far report on the Yuletide activities from the hardship of the streets. of all the good folks in Tuna, Tue-Thu, 7:30 p.m., Fri, 8 p.m., Sat, Texas. Sat., Nov. 29, 8 p.m., 2 & 8 p.m. and Sun, 1 & 6:30 p.m. Sun., Nov. 30, 2 & 7 p.m., Dec. 4Thru Nov. 30. Benedum Center, Nov. 6, 8 p.m., Sun., Dec. 7, Downtown. 412-456-4800.

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COMEDY FRI 28 DAVON MAGWOOD, TOM HENRY, MITCH BARCZYKOWSKI, STOPH EDISON (LATE). 10:30 p.m. Club Cafe, South Side. 412-431-4950. MAGICIAN-COMEDIAN EXTREME MICHAEL GIGLIOTTI. Amazing strolling magic & comedy. Fun for the whole family feat. Caesars Palace award winning Master Magician MICHAELANGELO. Fri, 5-7 p.m. Mullen’s Bar & Grill, North Side. 412-231-1112.

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GEOFF TATE. Nov. 28-29, 7 & 10 p.m. Latitude 360, North Fayette. 412-693-5555. THE SECONDHAND SKETCH SHOW. A mix of live and video sketches wrapped around a monthly theme, An Ode to Misﬁts and the Outcasts. Nov. 28-29, 10 p.m. Arcade Comedy Theater, Downtown. 412-339-0608.

SAT 29 THANKSGIVING IMPROV SPECTACULAR. Ft. Couples Therapy, Gestalt, Lexicana, Snark Park, Stanky ‘stangs, Ted City Yodelers, The Justin & Jerome Experience, The Writers’ Room & Yeah Those Guys. 8-10 p.m. The Maker Theater, Shadyside. 412-404-2695.

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VISUALART “Vivid Earth,” by Mark Leputa, from texture & tension, at Morgan Contemporary Glass Gallery, in Shadyside

NEW THIS WEEK SPACE. Obsessions. Showcasing six artists from across the U.S., exploring the nature of obsession through painting, sculpture, sitespeciﬁc installation, video & performance. Ft. artists: Jeremiah Johnson, Jason Lockyer, Nathan Margoni, Mary Ivy Martin, Becky Slemmons & Laurie Trok. Opening reception Nov. 28, 6-9pm. Downtown. 412-325-7723.

ONGOING 707 PENN GALLERY. Becky Slemmons: Gatherings. Exploring what happens when an artist enters the religious realm, pursuing a performative project, in an environment where conformity often dominates. Downtown. 412-456-2962. 937 LIBERTY AVE. The Landscape Architecture Legacy of Dan Kiley. Commissioned photographs of signiﬁcant landscapes across the nation & abroad. Downtown. 412-471-6070. AMERICAN JEWISH MUSEUM. Emily Newman & the New Chelyuskinites. Modeled on the 1933-34 Russian sea expedition that trapped 111 people on arctic ice for two months after their Chelyuskin sank w/ equal parts social documentary, tableaux & oral history. Squirrel Hill. 412-697-3231. ANDY WARHOL MUSEUM. 13 Most Wanted Men: Andy Warhol & the 1964 World’s Fair.

Warhol’s enlarged mug shots from an NYPD booklet featuring the 13 most wanted criminals of 1962. Chuck Connelly: My America. Part of the Pittsburgh 2014 Biennial. Permanent collection. Artwork and artifacts by the famed Pop Artist. North Side. 412-237-8300. ARTDFACT. Artdfact Gallery. The works of Timothy Kelley & other regional & US artists on display. Sculpture, oil & acrylic paintings, mixed media, found objects, more. North Side. 724-797-3302. ARTISAN. Simeon Larivonovoff. Russian Orthodox “Old Believers” icon painter keeping a family tradition unbroken since 1392. Food provided by Jon Beck and drinks from Red Star Kombucha. Will hang through Nov. Garﬁeld. 412-661-0503. BAR MARCO. Studio Direct. New Work by Seth Clark. Strip District. 412-471-1900. BE GALLERIES. Kiss My Apps. Work by Andi Irwin. Stranger Than Fiction. Work by Brody Burroughs. Lawrenceville. 412-687-2606. BOXHEART GALLERY. Blooming w/ Holiday Spirit. Work in various mediums by a diverse group of artists, in time for holiday gift-giving. Shop Small at Boxheart on Nov. 29 for original artwork & gifts while enjoying holiday goodies. Bloomﬁeld. 412-687-8858. CARNEGIE MUSEUM OF ART. Maggie’s Centres: A Blueprint for Cancer Care.

Installation showcasing models, photographs, drawings, & videos relating to the design of five cancer centers in the United Kingdom. Sebastian Errazuriz: Look Again Storyteller: The Photographs of Duane Michals. The definitive retrospective & largest-ever presentation of this innovative artist’s work. Oakland. 412-622-3131. CCAC BOYCE CAMPUS. New Art by Tom & Carol Norulak. Fine art prints, handmade silks & jewelry. Open during campus hours at the Boyce Campus Art Gallery. Monroeville. 724-327-1327. CHATHAM UNIVERSITY. Culture in Context. African Art from the Olkes Collection. Shadyside. 412-365-1232. CHRISTINE FRECHARD GALLERY. Selections of The Michael Berger Foundation’s Private Collection. Painting & prints from the 200 piece collection. Squirrel Hill. 412-421-8888. CONSTELLATION COFFEE. Nocturne Moonrain. A solo exhibition of oil paintings by Lisa Marie Jakab. Lawrenceville. CRAZY MOCHA COFFEE COMPANY. Super Citizens. Art made by adults with disabilities. Bloomfield. 412-681-5225. DELANIE’S COFFEE. DOUBLE MIRROR EXHIBIT 4. Ft. local visual & performing artists. South Side. 412-927-4030. DUQUESNE UNIVERSITY. Moving Targets. A multidisciplinary exhibition by artists Ann Rosenthal & CONTINUES ON PG. 52

Exposures. A window display & artist product series feat. Daniel Pillis. North Side. 412-237-8300. AUGUST WILSON CENTER FOR AFRICAN AMERICAN CULTURE. Pittsburgh: Reclaim, Renew, Remix. Feat. imagery, ﬁlm & oral history narratives to explore communities, cultures, & innovations. Downtown. 412-258-2700. BAYERNHOF MUSEUM. Large collection of automatic roll-played musical instruments and music boxes in a mansion setting. Call for appointment. O’Hara. 412-782-4231. CARNEGIE MUSEUM OF ART. Carnegie Trees 2014: Winter Wonders. The Hall of Architecture w/ several towering 20-foot Colorado spruce trees, each adorned w/ handcrafted ornaments. Oakland. 412-622-3131. CARNEGIE SCIENCE CENTER. Ongoing: Buhl Digital Dome (planetarium), Miniature Railroad and Village, USS Requin submarine, and more. North Side. 412-237-3400. CARRIE FURNACE. Built in 1907, Carrie Furnaces 6 & 7 are extremely rare examples of pre World War II iron-making technology. Rankin. 412-464-4020 x.21. CONNEY M. KIMBO GALLERY. University of Pittsburgh Jazz Exhibit: Memorabilia & Awards from the International Hall of Fame. Oakland. 412-648-7446. FALLINGWATER. Tour the famed Frank Lloyd Wright house. 724-329-8501. FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH. Tours of 13 Tiffany stained-glass windows. Downtown. 412-471-3436. FORT PITT MUSEUM. Reconstructed fort houses museum of Pittsburgh history circa French & Indian War and American Revolution. Downtown. 412-281-9285. FRICK ART & HISTORICAL CENTER. Ongoing: tours of Clayton, the Frick estate, with classes & programs for all ages. Point Breeze. 412-371-0600. HARTWOOD ACRES. Tour this Tudor mansion & stable complex. Enjoy hikes & outdoor activities in the surrounding park. Allison Park. 412-767-9200. KENTUCK KNOB. Tour the other Frank Lloyd Wright house. 724-329-8501. MARIDON MUSEUM. Collection includes jade & ivory statues from China and Japan, as well as Meissen porcelain. Butler. 724-282-0123. MCGINLEY HOUSE & MCCULLY LOG HOUSE. Historic homes open for tours, lectures and more. Monroeville. 412-373-7794. NATIONAL AVIARY. Home to more than 600 birds from over

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Nov. 20 This was my second time seeing Bob Dylan perform. The band was lot better tonight compared to the last show, two years ago. It was great when the one guy pulled out the banjo because a lot of people don’t like to use the banjo anymore if you’re not [into] country music. Dylan playing the harmonica and the piano at his age was exciting, although, now, you don’t see him playing the guitar. Everybody wants to hear Dylan’s old stuff and how he used to play it, but, really, it’s his choice on what to play. He did play a couple of the old ones, though. His “Simple Twist of Fate” was my favorite tonight, and for “Blowing in the Wind,” it didn’t matter how he played it. You might not be able to understand all of what he says, but if you’re a Dylan fan, it shouldn’t matter. BY DANIELLE FOX

200 species. With classes, lectures, demos and more. North Side. 412-323-7235. NATIONALITY ROOMS. 26 rooms helping to tell the story of Pittsburgh’s immigrant past. University of Pittsburgh. Oakland. 412-624-6000. OLIVER MILLER HOMESTEAD. This pioneer/Whiskey Rebellion site features log house, blacksmith shop & gardens. South Park. 412-835-1554. PENNSYLVANIA TROLLEY MUSEUM. Trolley rides and exhibits. Includes displays, walking tours, gift shop, picnic area and Trolley Theatre. Washington. 724-228-9256. PHIPPS CONSERVATORY & BOTANICAL GARDEN. 14 indoor rooms & 3 outdoor gardens feature exotic plants and ﬂoral displays from around the world. Winter Flower Show & Light Garden. Feat. a variety of festive poinsettias, showy amaryllis & aromatic paperwhites, illuminated glass art & evergreens glowing with thousands of LED lights. Oakland. 412-622-6914. PINBALL PERFECTION. Pinball museum & players club. West View. 412-931-4425. PITTSBURGH ZOO & PPG AQUARIUM. Home to 4,000 animals, including many endangered species. Highland Park. 412-665-3639. RACHEL CARSON HOMESTEAD. A Reverence for Life. Photos and artifacts of her life & work.

Springdale. 724-274-5459. RIVERS OF STEEL NATIONAL HERITAGE AREA. Exhibits on the Homestead Mill. Steel industry and community artifacts from 1881-1986. Homestead. 412-464-4020. SENATOR JOHN HEINZ HISTORY CENTER. Pittsburgh’s Lost Steamboat: Treasures of the Arabia. Exhibit feat. nearly 2,000 once-hidden treasures exploring Pittsburgh’s important role as a Gateway to the West & a national hub for the steamboat building industry in the mid-19th century. From Slavery to Freedom. Highlight’s Pittsburgh’s role in the anti-slavery movement. Ongoing: Western PA Sports Museum, Clash of Empires, and exhibits on local history, more. Strip District. 412-454-6000. SEWICKLEY HEIGHTS HISTORY CENTER. Museum commemorates Pittsburgh industrialists, local history. Sewickley. 412-741-4487. THE TOONSEUM. Comic-tanium: The Super Materials of the Superheroes. See how Batman, Iron Man, Captain America, & other comic characters use real-world minerals, metals, & materials science & engineering to boost their powers & save their worlds. Downtown. 412-232-0199. WEST OVERTON MUSEUMS. Learn about distilling and coke-making in this pre-Civil War industrial village. 724-887-7910. CONTINUES ON PG. 52

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FRI 28 - SAT 29 BOULEVARD GALLERY’S ANNUAL HOLIDAY EVENT. Pottery, jewelry, sculptures, cards, photography, watercolor, oils, & acrylics. Fri, Sat, 12-4 p.m. Thru Nov. 29 Boulevard Gallery, Verona. 412-828-1031. I MADE IT! FOR THE HOLIDAYS. Over 80 local artisans all selling handmade wares. 2-8 p.m. and Sat., Nov. 29, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Heinz 57, Downtown. LIGHT UP WEEKEND. Two day, family friendly event. Holiday card decorating, cookie decorating, family portraits, a visit from the Clauses, caroling, holiday movies, & breakfast w/ Santa. Holiday food. Nov. 28-29, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Seven Springs. 800-452-2223.

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34TH ANNUAL WPXI HOLIDAY PARADE. Celebs, ﬂoats, marching bands, balloons, more. Presented by Pittsburgh Public Schools. 5th Ave. 9 a.m. www.pittsburghparade.com HOLIDAY MARKET & PET SANTA PHOTOS. Small Business Saturday at the Western PA Humane Society Holiday Marketplace. Holiday gifts from local craft, handmade, & animal accessory vendors. 10 a.m.3 p.m. Western Pennsylvania Humane Society, North Side. 412-321-4625. MARKETPLACE MINGLE: A COCKTAIL EVENT. Shop local vendors,dance to the tunes of DJ Selecta, dine on food from Roxanne’s Takeout & Catering, & sample specialty Naughty and Nice cocktails (in addition to BYOB). 4-8 p.m. Union Project, Highland Park. 412-345-3312. SECOND SHIFT CRAFTERS HOLIDAY MARKET. Ft. over 30 Pittsburgh-area crafters & artisans, local food trucks, live music,& live-art-demos. Held at 3401 Liberty Avenue. 12-6 p.m. 412-592-2249. CONTINUES ON PG. 54

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Stefﬁ Domike w/ Ruth Fauman-Fichman. Commemorating the 2014 centenary of the extinction of the passenger pigeon & linking it to Jewish diaspora. Duquesne Library Gallery. Closing reception Dec. 4, 6-7:30 p.m. following Joel Greenberg book signing at the Duquesne Barnes & Noble from 3-4 p.m. & lecture at the Power Center Ballroom, 4:30-5:45 p.m. Email mpietrusza@gmail.com for information. Uptown. 412-396-6130. ECLECTIC ART & OBJECTS GALLERY. 19th century American & European paintings combined with some of the world’s most talented contemporary artists & their artwork. The Hidden Collection. Watercolors by Robert N. Blair (1912- 2003). Hiromi Traditional Japanese Oil Paintings The Lost Artists of the 1893 Chicago Exhibition. Collectors Showcase. Emsworth. 412-734-2099. FILMMAKERS GALLERIES. Spectator. Work by photographer April Friges. Oakland. 412-681-5449. FIRST UNITARIAN CHURCH. The Magic of Everyday. By Mary Hamilton. By appt. only. Shadyside. 412-241-1528. FRICK ART & HISTORICAL CENTER. Charles Courtney Curran: Seeking the Ideal. Work by French-trained American artist, known for his sparkling canvases of women in gardens & other outdoor settings. Permanent collection of European Art. Point Breeze. 412-371-0600. FUTURE TENANT. Bountiful. A group exhibition all about food. Downtown. 412-567-8861. THE GALLERY 4. Wild Abandon. New Paintings by Jason Woolslare. Shadyside. 412-363-5050. GALLERY ON 43RD STREET. New Work by Jonelle Summerfield. Lawrenceville. 412-683-6488. GLENN GREENE STAINED GLASS STUDIO INC. Original Glass Art by Glenn Greene. Exhibition of new work, recent work & older work. Regent Square. 412-243-2772. HUNT INSTITUTE FOR BOTANICAL DOCUMENTATION. Dangerous Beauty: Thorns, Spines & Prickles. Artworks & books that depict the defensive structures of thorns, spines & prickles that have evolved to protect plants from predation. Oakland. 412-268-2434. IRMA FREEMAN CENTER FOR IMAGINATION. Pittsburgh by Pittsburgh Artists 4. Group show. Saturdays through Dec. 5, or by appointment. Garﬁeld. 412-924-0634.

JAMES GALLERY. BREAKUP. A group exhibition of pixels, particles & fragments. West End. 412-922-9800. LA PRIMA ESPRESSO. Paintings/Prints of Italy. Prints of Vince Ornato’s oil paintings of Italy. Strip District. 412-281-1922. LAKEVUE ATHLETIC CLUB. Pop-Up Gallery. Work by a variety of artists. 724-316-9326. MANCHESTER CRAFTSMEN’S GUILD. The Jazz Series. A collection of paintings by Elena Hiatt Houlihan. Being Good. Documenting three Pittsburghers who are using their art & committing their resources, to improving distressed neighborhoods in the city: Vanessa German, photographed by Lynn Johnson; Bill Strickland, photographed by Scott Goldsmith; and Randy Gilson, photographed by Brian Cohen. North Side. 412-322-1773. MATTRESS FACTORY. Artists in Residence. Installations created in-residence by Danny Bracken, John Peña, Ryder Henry, Kathleen Montgomery, & Benjamin Sota. Part of the 2014 Pittsburgh Biennial. Ongoing Installations. Works by Turrell, Lutz, Kusama, Anastasi, Highstein, Wexler & Woodrow. North Side. 412-231-3169. MENDELSON GALLERY. Gallery Artists. Shadyside. 412-361-8664. MEXICO LINDO MERCADO Y GALERIA DE ARTESANIAS. Blood + Bones. Work by Mexican folk-art masters, remembering soldiers & civilians killed in U.S. wars in the Middle East and Mexican drug wars, plus ofrendas, honoring Nelson Mandela, Gabriel Garcia Márquez, Maya Angelou, Lou Reed, more. Squirrel Hill. 412-422-9984. MICHAEL HERTRICH ART & FRAME. Sometimes I See Before I Paint. Paintings by artist Nellie Lou Slagle, combining torn paper & torn print, along w/ writing and paint. South Side. 412-431-3337. MILLER GALLERY AT CARNEGIE MELLON UNIVERSITY. Pittsburgh Biennial 2014 at Miller Gallery. Work by Edith Abeyta & Michael Lewis Miller, Gavin Benjamin, David Bernabo, Alexis Gideon, Ulric Joseph, Jessica Langley, & Celeste Neuhaus. Oakland. 412-268-3618. MINE FACTORY. The Perception of Value. Work by Dee Briggs. Homewood. 412-370-6916. MODERNFORMATIONS GALLERY. Everything At Once. Work by Susan Constanse, Jean McClung, John Morris & Patrick Schmidt. Garﬁeld. 412-969-7689. MORGAN CONTEMPORARY GLASS GALLERY. texture

&tension. Work by Alex Bernstein, Marsha Blaker, Byul Go, Romina Gonzales & Edison Zapata, Weston Lambert, more. Shadyside. 412-441-5200. MOST-WANTED FINE ART GALLERY. The Album Art of Mozelle Thompson. A retrospective of album cover art by Mozelle Thompson. Garfield. 412-328-4737. THE MR. ROBOTO PROJECT. SLIMETIME. A 90s themed art show. Ft. work by Lizzee Solomon, Jordan Patton, Brian Gonnella, Christina Lee, Phyllis Kim, Jes LaVecchia, Maggie Negrete, Siena Baldi, Jess Paul, Megan Shalonis, Steph Neary, Andy Scott, Mike Madsen, Tim Currence, Mark Toneff. Bloomfield. PANZA GALLERY. Meta/ Morphoses. New work by Brian Lang & Susan Sparks. Millvale. 412-821-0959. PHOTO ANTIQUITIES. Photos in Jewelry. An exhibit showcasing exquisite samples of photographic jewelry, popularized in the 1800s. North Side. 412-231-7881. PITTSBURGH CENTER FOR THE ARTS. 3 Guild Shows. 3 different shows presented at PCA: Women of Vision presents “Storytellers: Truth be Told”, Craftsmen Guild presents “Illusions” & Fiberarts Guild presents “Construct”. Shadyside. 412-361-0873. PITTSBURGH GLASS CENTER. Emerge/Evolve. Ft. selected works from Emerge 2014, Bullseye Glass Company’s eighth biennial kiln-glass exhibition for emerging artists, & work by three past Emerge finalists. Friendship. 412-365-2145. REVISION SPACE. The Enduring Skull. Lawrenceville. 412-735-3201. SILVER EYE CENTER FOR PHOTOGRAPHY. Close to Home. 7 artists use photography to explore different notions about home as a physical place w/ deep emotional connections. South Side. 412-431-1810. THE SOCIETY FOR CONTEMPORARY CRAFT. CRAFTED: A Celebration of the Handmade. Artisan-crafted mugs, cups and tumblers by 50 artists from across America. Strip District. 412-261-7003. UNIVERSITY OF PITTSBURGH ART GALLERY. Restrike: Uncovering the Life and Work of Gertrude Quastler. Feat. the artistic styles of Gertrude Quastler from printmaking to sculpture. Oakland. 412-648-2423. WOOD STREET GALLERIES. Second/Second. Light & sound installations by Icelandic artist Finnbogi Pétursson. Downtown. 412-471-5605.

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SHOP SMALL, SHOP HANDMADE. I Made It! Market & Think Shadyside present a pop up shop ft. 20 artists each week. Above Shady Grove. Sat, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Thru Dec. 20 Shady Grove, Shadyside. 412-697-0909. SMALL BUSINESS SATURDAY W/ RODNEY MCCOY. Celebrate Small Business Saturday w/ Rodney McCoy’s holiday music & hot coffee by the outdoor ﬁrepit. Giveaways & samples 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Creamy Creations, Penn Hills. 412-799-3359.

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GREATEST GIFTS FAIR. Holiday music, stories, activities, food & fair trade gifts. 1-4 p.m. Riverview United Presbyterian, North Side. 412-321-7300.

WED 03 A PITTSBURGH CHRISTMAS CAROL TOUR-DOWNTOWN. Tour includes a visit to two historic churches, an organ recital, & light brunch. Beneﬁts Greater Pittsburgh Community Food Bank. Wed, 10 a.m. and Sat., Dec. 13, 10 a.m. Thru Dec. 17 Nicholas Coffee and Teas, Downtown. 412-323-4709.

FUNDRAISERS SUN 30 BOOK ‘EM BOOKS TO PRISONERS WORK PARTY. Read & code letters, pick books, pack ‘em

or database ‘em! Sundays 4-7 p.m. or by appt. Thomas Merton Center, Garﬁeld. 412-361-3022.

month, 6-7 p.m. Carnegie Library, Oakland. 412-622-3151. KID’S BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS BOOKCLUB. First Tue of every month, 10 a.m. Penguin Bookshop, Sewickley. 412-741-3838. ARTISTS & AUTHORS LET’S SPEAK ENGLISH! FESTIVAL. Local artist & Practice conversational English. writers share their work. Tue, 6 p.m. Carnegie Library, 1-4 p.m. Shaler North Hills Squirrel Hill. 412-422-9650. Library, Glenshaw. 412-486-0211. PITTSBURGH CONTINENTAL BOOK SIGNING W/ PHILOSOPHY READING KIM WEISS. Book release GROUP. Tue, 6 p.m. East & signing of “Sunrise, End Book Exchange, Sunset: 52 Weeks of Awe Bloomﬁeld. & Gratitude”. 2 p.m. 412-224-2847. Barnes & Noble STEEL CITY SLAM. Waterworks, Aspinwall. A chance to qualify ww. r w 412-781-2321. for The Steel City Slam pape pghcitym Team. For open mic, .co three 3-minute poems. OPEN POETRY Tue, 7:45 p.m. Thru Dec. 9 WORKSHOP. Presented by Capri Pizza and Bar, East Liberty. the Pittsburgh Poetry Exchange. 412-363-1250. Those wishing to present a STORY SYNDICATE poem for discussion should STORY SLAM. Presented bring multiple copies. First Mon by Pittsburgh’s Story Syndicate. of every month, 7-10 p.m. Put your name in the hat. If Brentwood Library. 412-882-5694. you’re called you get 5 minutes READING ROUND TABLE. Feat. to tell your true life story. plays from August Wilson & new 6:30-7:30 p.m. Cannon Coffee, works by up & coming playwrights. Brookline. 412-563-0202. First Mon of every month, 7 p.m. August Wilson Center for African CARNEGIE KNITS & American Culture, Downtown. READS. Informal knitting 412-258-2700. session. First and Third Wed of every month, 4:30-5:30 p.m. JAPANESE CONVERSATION Carnegie Library, Oakland. CLUB. First and Third Tue of every 412-622-3151.

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FAMILY DAY. A day of hands-on art activities including mask making, scavenger hunts, & circus techniques w/ Benjamin Sota. Popcorn & hot cider. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Mattress Factory, North Side. 412-231-3169 x 536. JUNIE B IN JINGLE BELLS, BATMAN SMELLS. When it’s time for the Secret Santa drawing, Junie B. picks the one person she’d rather not have – tattletale May. 11 a.m. Palace Theatre, Greensburg. 724-836-8000.

FRI 28 - WED 03 BACKYARD EXHIBIT. Musical swing set, sandbox, solar-powered instruments, more. Ongoing Children’s Museum of Pittsburgh, North Side. 412-322-5058. BOUNCE. An interactive exhibit celebrating the world’s most amazing ball. Experience how it moves, how it looks & the story of how it came to be. Ongoing Children’s Museum of Pittsburgh, North Side. 412-322-5058. TOUGH ART. Feat. Jenna Boyles’ boardable spacecraft, Jesse Kauppila & Dakotah Konick’s kinetic stained-glass work, Lindsay Packer’s walk-though physics-of-light installation & Stephanie Ross’ immersive LED environment. Ongoing Children’s Museum of Pittsburgh, North Side. 412-322-5058.

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PENNY ARCADE. Through a series of games & prompts, enjoy a unique inventive scene suitable for children & adults of all ages. Nov. 28-30, 1 & 3 p.m. Children’s Museum of Pittsburgh, North Side. 412-322-5058.

SAT 29 FAMILY FRIENDLY KIDS OPEN MIC. Sat, 6 p.m. Hambone’s, Lawrenceville. 412-681-4318. CHILDREN’S STORYTIME & AUTHOR VISIT. Authors Max and Su Tiber read from their picture book, “Awesome Animals Rock the Holidays!” & sign books. 11 a.m. Penguin Bookshop, Sewickley. 412-741-3838.

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For those willing to brave the cold, stargazing on a crisp, late-autumn night can be uniquely rewarding. Saturday, don your warmest gear for the Amateur Astronomers Association of Pittsburgh’s

Bundle Up Star Party, where you’ll spy stars, galaxies, nebula, meteors and more through the Mingo Creek Observatory’s 10- and 24-inch fixed telescopes. Visitors can warm up periodically with a full evening of programs in the Richard Y. Haddad Planetarium, including sky shows, movies and a presentation on Chile’s role in astronomy and scientific discovery. 5-11 p.m. Sat., Nov. 29. 1 Shelter 10 Road, Nottingham Township. Free. 724-384-6150 or www.3ap.org

HOMEWORK HELP. For grades 1-8. Tue, 3:30-5:30 p.m. Assemble, Garﬁeld.

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AFRICAN DANCE CLASS. Second and Third Fri of every month and Fourth and Last Fri of every month Irma Freeman Center for Imagination, Garﬁeld. 412-924-0634. FRIDAY NIGHT CREATURE FEATURE. A creature painting & a creature movie. Fri, 7-11 p.m. Thru Jan. 22 The Night Gallery, Lawrenceville. 412-969-7197. ROCK ROOM 10TH ANNIVERSARY EXTRAVAGANZA. Bands & giveaways. 8 p.m. Rock Room, Polish Hill. 412 -683-4418.

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SKYWATCH. Learn about globular clusters, nebulas & planets by seeing them w/ your own eyes. On clear nights, visitors are invited to come to SkyWatch to get up-close and personal with amazing celestial objects. Fri, Sat. Thru Nov. 29 Carnegie Science Center, North Side. 412-237-3400.

SAT 29 BUNDLE UP STAR PARTY. View the night sky through a 24 inch Ritchey-Chretien Reﬂector & 10 inch Refractor telescopes. “Star of Bethlehem” movie screening. 5 p.m. Mingo Creek Park Observatory. 724-348-6150.

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SURVIVAL BASICS. Tue, 3-4:30 p.m. Schenley Park, Oakland. 412-477-4677.

WED 03 WEDNESDAY MORNING WALK. Naturalist-led, rain or shine. Wed Beechwood Farms, Fox Chapel. 412-963-6100.

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SAT 29 A BILLY STRAYHORN BIRTHDAY BASH. A cocktail reception & tribute concert w/ jazz drummer, Roger Humphries, vocalist Spanky Wilson, & brass quintet C Street Brass. An evening of classic Strayhorn compositions & birthday cake for all. 8 p.m. Kelly-Strayhorn Theater, East Liberty. 412-363-3000. GET BEHIND THE MIC W/ LEONARD DOZIER. Learn the craft of voice acting w/ Addy award winning voice actor, Leonard Dozier. 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Mr. Small’s North Side Recording Studio,

North Side. 1-888-600-0433. PSYCHIC FAIR. Last Sat of every month, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Chapel of Oneness, West Mifﬂin. 412-770-4961. SCOTTISH COUNTRY DANCING. Lessons 7-8 p.m., social dancing follows. No partner needed. Mon, 7 p.m. and Sat, 7 p.m. Grace Episcopal Church, Mt. Washington. 412-683-5670. SWING CITY. Learn & practice swing dancing skills. Sat, 8 p.m. Wightman School, Squirrel Hill. 412-759-1569. TUGBOAT PRINTSHOP OPEN HOUSE. Open studio for holiday shopping. 11 a.m.-4 p.m., Sat., Dec. 13, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and Sat., Dec. 20, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Tugboat Print Shop, Lawrenceville. 412-980-0884.

SUN 30 ALTERNATE ENDINGS (2014). In conjunction w/ the 25th Anniversary of Visual AIDS’s Day With(out) Art programming, Visual AIDS worked w/ ﬁlmmaker Tom Kalin to commission seven artists/ collaborators to create new work about the ongoing HIV/AIDS epidemic, focusing on the issues of today. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Andy Warhol Museum, North Side. 412-237-8300. AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL HUMAN RIGHTS CAFE. Weekly letter writing event. Sun, 4-6 p.m. Panera Bread, Oakland. 412-683-3727. FESTIVAL OF VOICES. A concert of local & national gospel artists w/ special guest Bishop Yvette Flunder. 6 p.m. Wesley Center AME Zion Church, Hill District. 412-983-8895. SUNDAY ART & FOOD MARKET. Local artists & foodies. Sun, 1-5 p.m. Thru Dec. 21 The Night Gallery, Lawrenceville. 412-969-7197. TEA CLASS & TASTING. History of tea, steeping techniques, Storing Tea, Health Beneﬁts, more. Tea samples & European cookies will be served. Reservations required. Sun, 7 p.m. Thru Jan. 25 Margaret’s Fine Imports, Squirrel Hill. 412-422-1606.

MON 01 SCOTTISH COUNTRY DANCING. Lessons 7-8 p.m., social dancing follows. No partner needed. Mon, 7 p.m. and Sat, 7 p.m. Grace Episcopal Church, Mt. Washington. 412-683-5670. SPELLING BEE WITH DAVE AND KUMAR. Mon Lava Lounge, South Side. 412-431-5282.

TUE 02 DRAG QUEEN TRIVIA NIGHT. First Tue of every month Eclipse Lounge, Lawrenceville. 412-251-0097. HOT METAL BLUES. Blues dancing. Lessons: 8-9pm.

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WED 03 ENGLISH CONVERSATION (ESL). Wed, 10 a.m. Mount Lebanon Public Library, Mt. Lebanon. 412-531-1912. LET’S SPEAK ENGLISH! Practice conversational English. Wed, 5-6 p.m. Carnegie Library, Oakland. 412-622-3151. THE PITTSBURGH SHOW OFFS. A meeting of jugglers & spinners. All levels welcome. Wed, 7:30 p.m. Union Project, Highland Park. 412-363-4550. SPANISH II. Geared toward those who already have a basic understanding of Spanish & are interested in increasing proﬁciency. First and Third Wed of every month, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Carnegie Library, Oakland. 412-622-3151. WEST COAST SWING WEDNESDAYS. Swing dance lessons. Wed, 9 p.m. The Library, South Side. 916-287-1373.

AUDITIONS COMTRA CULTURAL CENTER. Auditions for Alice in Wonderland. Dec. 7. Prepare a song to be sung acapella & bring a headshot/ resume. Sides will be provided at audition time. Visit www.comtratheatre. org/auditions Comtra Theatre, Cranberry. 724-773-9896.

www.primestage.com Prime Stage Theatre Rehearsal Studio, West End. 412-445-0986. THE RAGE OF THE STAGE PLAYERS. Auditions for “BLOODY HELL,” A post-apocalyptic stage adaptation of “Dracula.” Call or emailrageofthestage @yahoo.com for more information. McKeesport Little Theater, McKeesport. 724-292-8427.

SUBMISSIONS 2014-2015 WALDMAN INTERNATIONAL ARTS & WRITING COMPETITION. Seeking creative writing, short ﬁlm & visual arts submissions from middle & high-schoolers exploring the theme of Real Life Superheroes in the Face of Persecution. Submissions accepted through Jan 15, 2015. 412-421-1500. BLAST FURNACE. Call for submissions: volume 4, issue 4. Seeking poems w/ theme of resolutions, as well as original poetry outside of this theme. Submit no more than 3 of your best poems, or an audio recording of yourself reciting your poetry (send only 1 ﬁle attachment no more than 2 minutes) blastfurnace. submittable.com/Submit. Deadline Dec 15. THE HOUR AFTER HAPPY HOUR REVIEW. Seeking

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THE PENNSYLVANIA TROLLEY MUSEUM The Pennsylvania Trolley Museum, in Washington, Pa., was founded in the 1950s to commemorate the streetcars which had recently been replaced by buses. It now boasts a collection of nearly 50 cars, and qualified volunteers are always needed to help with the museum’s day-to-day operations. Call 724-228-9256 or visit pa-trolley.org for information.

THE PITTSBURGH SAVOYARDS. Open stage & vocal auditions for spring 2015 show “The Mikado”. Dec. 15 & Dec.17, 7:30-9pm. Prepare a song; Gilbert & Sullivan (preferred) or standard musical theater, or classical. No a’capella. Accompanist provided. Resume & head shot. Our Lady of Victory Maronite Catholic Church, Carnegie. 412-734-8476. PRIME STAGE THEATRE. Casting for Animal Farm, actors & musicians age 16 & older. Dec. 1-2. Prepare two contrasting contemporary pieces totaling not more than 3 minutes & 16 bars of a song to sing a Capella. One of the pieces should incorporate movement. Audition form online.

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Work yourself into a lather. Rinse. Repeat.

I am a bi male in my early 20s who until recently was in the closet. I have been exploring my sexuality for the past year, and I didn’t want to label myself and open a Pandora’s box of oppression in the American South before I knew who I was for sure. I learned through my exploration that I have a few kinks and I have been acting on those kinks, seeing what I am and am not into. I may have been too trusting, because someone I interacted with decided that he was having none of me. This person took it upon himself to find all the info he could about me, regarding kinks as well as my career and other aspects of my life, and compile it on a website. He then sent links to several of my friends and family members. He never gave an explanation for why he was doing this. My family has been very supportive, and the few close friends I’ve spoken to have been great. But how do I talk to other friends when I see them? My life is out in the open now. I am trying my best to roll with it and become more comfortable with myself, but it is a struggle. These people are close to me, and I value their friendship. I don’t believe they think poorly of me, but I am uncomfortable knowing that they have seen a part of me that I was trying to keep somewhat compartmentalized. How can I approach the situation without making it more uncomfortable and awkward? OUTED AND UNSURE

D&A are not of your creation. The conversations you’re going to have with friends start with this premise: You’ve been victimized by this asshole and so have they. Practice saying this: “You know more about my private life than you ever wanted to. I’m going to stuff it down the memory hole and pretend it didn’t happen. I hope you will too.” You also might want to memorize and riff on these wise words from two other people who have been similarly victimized: “I started to [make] an apology, but I don’t have anything to say I’m sorry for.” — Jennifer Lawrence “The real problem here was not me sending my pictures to someone, but rather, sending them to the WRONG someone.” — Dylan Sprouse You trusted the wrong person, OAU, and you don’t have anything to say you’re sorry for. Look people in the eye when you speak about it — when you speak brieﬂy about it — then change the subject. Finally: Check to see if you live in a state that has laws against revenge porn. If you do, lawyer up, call the cops and press charges. I’m a straight 20-year-old woman in a relationship with a straight 30-year-old male. We have been dating for a year and living together for seven months. There is a lot of love but there has also been a lot of arguing. Our conflicts stem from issues of abuse and abandonment on his part and issues of poor selfesteem and anger on my part. We have started to go to couples counseling. About a week ago, we got in a screaming match that resulted in me slapping him. I really didn’t mean to. It just came out of my body, and I immediately regretted it. He asked me to leave the apartment, and I have been staying with my mom. We agreed to stay away from each other until our next therapy session. I guess what my question really boils down to is: Am I the female equivalent of a “wife beater”? Is there anything I can do to prove my regret and willingness to change? I love him with everything I have inside of me and I don’t want to lose him over such a stupid mistake.

“YOU TRUSTED THE WRONG PERSON AND YOU DON’T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY YOU’RE SORRY FOR.”

You’re in your early 20s, OAU, which means that way back in 1998, you would’ve been all of 7 or 8 years old. So the first thing I want you to do — before you talk to anyone about what happened — is google “Bill and Monica” and then read the first few stories that pop up. Here’s the takeaway from the Bill-andMonica story: An out-of-control special prosecutor appointed to investigate the suicide of a White House aide wound up “exposing” a series of blowjobs that President Bill Clinton got from a White House intern. Problematic power differential, yes, but consenting adults just the same. Politicians and pundits and editorial boards called on Clinton to resign after the affair was made public, because the American people, they insisted, had lost all respect for Clinton. Clinton refused to resign and wound up getting impeached by a GOP-controlled Congress. But guess what? The American people weren’t pissed at Clinton. People looked at what was being done to Clinton and thought, “Jesus fucking Christ, I would hate to have my privacy invaded like that.” People’s sympathies were with Clinton. I promise you this, OAU: Everyone in your life who has seen the website where that malicious piece of shit made your private and consensual sexual conduct public had the same reaction. Their sympathies are with you. So how do you address this without making things more uncomfortable and awkward than they already are? By acknowledging the discomfort and awkwardness (D&A) that has already been created while simultaneously and subtly drawing attention to the fact that said

LOST AND CONFUSED, KNOWING I NEED GUIDANCE

Couples who wind up in counseling before their first year together is up are, in my opinion, better off being counseled singly. By which I mean to say: being counseled as singles, not as a couple. We don’t have to be perfect to date, LACKING, but we do have to be in good working order. It doesn’t sound like either of you qualifies. I think you both should address your issues in counseling — with separate counselors — for your own sakes, not for the sake of this relationship. And finally, LACKING: One slap at age 20 — one that was instantly regretted, one that the slapper has taken full responsibility for — does not a lifelong abuser make. On the Lovecast, Erika Moen and her sex-toy comics: savagelovecast.com.

SEND YOUR QUESTIONS TO MAIL@SAVAGELOVE.NET AND FIND THE SAVAGE LOVECAST (DAN’S WEEKLY PODCAST) AT THESTRANGER.COM/SAVAGE

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Free Will Astrology

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SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Galileo Galilei (1564-1642) was an Italian astronomer, physicist and mathematician who is sometimes called “the father of modern science.” He expressed his innovative ideas so vigorously that he offended the Catholic Church, which convicted him of heresy. For us today, he symbolizes the magnificence of rational thought. And yet Galileo also had a weird streak. For example, he gave lectures on the “Shape, Location and Size of Dante’s Inferno,” analyzing the poet’s depiction of Hell. In the course of these meticulous discourses, Galileo concluded that Satan was more than four-fifths of a mile tall. In this spirit, Sagittarius, and in accordance with current astrological omens, you are temporarily authorized to de-emphasize the constraints of reason and logic so that you may gleefully and unapologetically pursue your quirky proclivities.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): While in his early 20s, actor Robert Downey Jr. appeared in the films Less Than Zero and Weird Science. That got him semi-typecast as a member of Hollywood’s Brat Pack, a group of popular young actors and actresses who starred in coming-of-age films in the 1980s. Eager to be free of that pigeonhole, Downey performed a ritual in 1991: He dug a hole in his backyard and buried the clothes he had worn in Less Than Zero. I recommend that you carry out a comparable ceremony to help you graduate from the parts of your past that are holding you back.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18):

In her book Revolution From Within, Gloria Steinem offers a challenge: “Think of the times you have said: ‘I can’t write,’ ‘I can’t paint,’ ‘I can’t run,’ ‘I can’t shout,’ ‘I can’t dance,’ ‘I can’t sing.’“ That’s your first assignment, Aquarius: Think of those times. Your second assignment is to write down other “I can’t” statements you have made over the years. Assignment three is to objectively evaluate whether any of these “I can’t” statements are literally true. If you find that some of them are not literally true, your fourth assignment is to actually do them. The coming weeks will be a favorable time to transform “I can’t” into “I can.”

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): “Dogs don’t know where they begin and end,” writes Ursula K. Le Guin in her book The Wave in the Mind. They “don’t notice when they put their paws in the quiche.” Cats are different, LeGuin continues. They “know exactly where they begin and end. When they walk slowly out the door that you are holding open for them, and pause, leaving their tail just an inch or two inside the door, they know it. They know you have to keep holding the door open. ... It’s a cat’s way of maintaining relationship.” Whether you are more of a dog person or a cat person, Pisces, it is very important that you be more like a cat than a dog in the coming weeks. You must keep uppermost in your mind exactly where you begin and where you end.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): What exactly do you believe in, Aries? What’s your philosophy of life? Do you think that most people are basically good and that you can make a meaningful life for yourself if you just work hard and act kind? Do you believe that evil, shapeshifting, kitten-eating extraterrestrials have taken on human form and are impersonating political leaders who control our society? Are you like the character Crash Davis in the film Bull Durham, who believed in “high fiber, good scotch, the sweet spot, and long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days”? Now would

be an excellent time for you to get very clear about the fundamental principles that guide your behavior. Re-commit yourself to your root beliefs — and jettison the beliefs that no longer work for you.

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I have two encyclopedias of dreams, and they disagree on the symbolic meaning of mud. One book says that when you dream of mud, you may be facing a murky moral dilemma in your waking life, or are perhaps dealing with a messy temptation that threatens to compromise your integrity. The other encyclopedia suggests that when you dream of mud, it means you have received an untidy but fertile opportunity that will incite growth and creativity. I suspect that you have been dreaming of mud lately, Taurus, and that both meanings apply to you.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Are there certain influences you would love to bring into your life, but you can’t figure out how? Do you fantasize about getting access to new resources that would make everything better for you, but they seem to be forever out of reach? If you answered “yes,” it’s time to stop moping. I’m happy to report that you have more power than usual to reel in those desirable influences and resources. To fully capitalize on this power, be confident that you can attract what you need.

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VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Helsinki, Finland, is growing downwards. By cutting out space in the bedrock below the city’s surface, farseeing leaders have made room to build shops, a data center, a hockey rink, a church and a swimming pool. There are also projects underway to construct 200 other underground structures. I’d like to see you start working along those lines, Virgo — at least metaphorically. Now would be an excellent time to renovate your foundations so as to accommodate your future growth.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The Pantone Color Matching System presents a structured approach to identifying colors. It’s used as a standard in the printing industry. According to its system of classification, there are 104 various shades of gray. I suspect you will benefit from being equally discerning in the coming weeks. It just won’t be possible to differentiate

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LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): I know you’re beautiful and you know you’re beautiful. But I think you could be even more beautiful than you already are. What do you think? Have you reached the limits of how beautiful you can be? Or will you consider the possibility that there is even more beauty lying dormant within you, ready to be groomed and expressed? I encourage you to ruminate on these questions: (1) Are you hiding a complicated part of your beauty because it would be hard work to liberate it? (2) Are you afraid of some aspect of your beauty because revealing it would force you to acknowledge truths about yourself that are at odds with your self-image? (3) Are you

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): I am not necessarily predicting that you will acquire a shiny new asset in time for the solstice. Nor am I glibly optimistic that you will get a raise in pay or an unexpected bonus. And I can offer only a 65 percent certainty that you will snag a new perk or catch a financial break or stumble upon a treasure. In general, though, I am pretty confident that your net worth will rise in the next four weeks. Your luck will be unusually practical. To take maximum advantage of the cosmic tendencies, focus your efforts on the one or two most promising prospects.

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CANCER (June 21-July 22): Should you cut back and retrench? Definitely. Should you lop off and bastardize? Definitely not. Do I recommend that you spend time editing and purifying? Yes, please. Does this mean you should censor and repress? No, thank you. Here’s my third pair of questions: Will you be wise enough to shed some of your defense mechanisms and strip away one of your lame excuses? I hope so. Should you therefore dispense with all of your psychic protections and leave yourself vulnerable to being abused? I hope not.

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Eve Picker is going to fill the city’s vacant lots — one tiny house at a time {BY ABBY MENDELSON} EVE PICKER HUNCHES over a block map of Garfield. “There are 577 vacant lots here, 181 owned by the City or the URA,” she says. “This land is not a liability. It’s an asset.” Looking at a rough swath near North Atlantic and Penn avenues, she adds, “I’m going to build three or four houses here. Ten there. Twenty maybe. I don’t know. But I am going to build these houses. The only question is where. Because the development process, especially cutting-edge development, is notoriously unpredictable.” Edgy, yes; unpredictable, yes. Both have defined Eve Picker’s real-estate life for decades now. A native Aussie, Picker trained as an architect and urban designer. She worked in Vienna, Sydney and New York, and then moved to Friendship some 30 years ago. There she found herself on the proverbial ground floor of the nascent preservation movement. All those old houses, all that adaptive re-use spit-shined and front-and-center. “It felt like coming home,” she recalls.

had at $ 350 to $ 500 per month, including principle, interest, taxes and insurance. “They’re one-person houses,” she says. “Or two people who really like each other,” she laughs, then waxes serious. “They’re going to change our cities.” In three ways: First, here, as elsewhere, tiny living spaces are a global trend. From Tokyo to Edinburgh, people are making do with smaller, modular places — often like a ship’s stateroom with amenities built in. Second, the units are highly energy-efficient, codecompliant, transformative — dotting landscapes with houses instead of weeds. Third, with the low cost of vacant land and pre-fab construction, the Minims give rise to smaller, democratized investing. “It’s very difficult to build traditional housing these days,” Picker says. “Construction costs are high. So is land. Plus we’d have to go to a bank and raise the money. But banks make financing decision based on the past. Garfield?” she shakes her

“I CAN TAKE NOTHING AND TURN IT INTO SOMETHING.” Restless, energetic, she worked all about the city, finding sows’ ears — buildings derelict and damaged, unlovely and unloved — turning them into silk purses, attractive living and work spaces. Among her award-winning successes are the Werner and Liberty Bank buildings, in East Liberty; Luna Lofts, in Oakland; Brake House, in the Strip; Liberty, Penn, and First avenue buildings, Downtown; and so on. “I found that I can take nothing and turn it into something,” she says. “Taking old buildings, transforming them into places that people want to live and work, is immensely satisfying.” In Garfield, however, she plans to work from the ground up — literally — adding to the built environment one tiny, affordable house at a time. Using prefab Minim Houses designed by Washington, D.C.based architect Brian Levy, Picker hopes to populate Garfield — and other neighborhoods — with 336-square-foot houses that settle nicely on standard 40-by-23-foot lots. Presented as what she calls a “total package,” each buyer-ready Minim features spiffy finishes, queen-sized bed, desk, kitchen and bath, storage space — even a deck and a yard. “It has everything you need — just small. All you have to bring is a couple of chairs,” Picker says, “and you’re good to go.” Even better, she says, is that this cracker-box marvel can be

head. “And Minim houses? There are no comparables here.” Instead, Picker plans to raise the initial equity — $ 750,000 or so — from scratch, looking to small investors and the Internet. Promising a good return on investment, she says, “We’ll put ourselves in the hands of a crowd who want to see more, who want to see spectacular changes. Because we want to provide both a social and ﬁnancial return, it’s very important that these projects transform cities.” OK, nice, but why? Why work to transform cities? “I love cities,” she says. “I love the built environment. I’m fascinated by how cities work — and what makes them better. These houses will make cities better. “It’s amazing, isn’t it?” Picker asks. “The technology — going online, raising money electronically, democratically, incrementally. Not having to wait for a banker. Or a politician. The idea that we, the people, do have power to make change is fascinating.” She pauses. “The only question is how we can put it to good use.” Picker gestures at the map where she’ll be creating affordable houses for young people, retirees and others who previously could not afford to own a home. “I’m excited about that,” she smiles. “I’m also excited that it’s a way to rebrand a neighborhood that has so much vacant land.” INF O@ P G H C I T Y PA P E R. C OM

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