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1. Pretend to be a car. 2. Make a low buzzing noise 3. Bring a fishing rod and try to catch things on other students desks. 4. Make requests to the teacher like people do at rock concerts(Relativity, Relativity, Einstein Rules!) 5. Bring popcorn and throw it at the lecturer. 6. Make your row perform a mexican wave. 7. When the professor asks a question, raise your hand. If the professor calls on you, point to
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someone in the next row and say “He knows.” Pick a different person each time. 8. Bring a typewriter. Use it to take notes. 9. Write a love note. Sign it “a secret admirer”. Get someone to pass itto the professor. 10. Get up to go to the bathroom five or six times during the class. Change clothes every time. . 11. Buy a watermelon. Give it to the professor. If he/she asks, say “They were out of apples.”
12. Bring a can of spray paint. Use it to take notes on the classroom wall.(may get you expelled)(worth it though) 13. Wear a loincloth to class. 14. Bring a light bulb. Hold it over your head whenever you have the answer to a question.15. Sneeze very loudly. Then, have the person next to you sneeze, then the person next to him, and so on. See how long it takes before the professor sneezes. 16. Make up a strange
religious cult and distribute flyers for it during class 17.. Bring a fishing rod and try to catch the lecturers stuff. 18. Sleep behind an open laptop 19. Walk around class begging for spare change 20.. Laugh and applaud at everything the lecturer says. 21.. Avoid the seats, crack out a yoga mat and meditate mid lecture. 22. Just frickin stand up and leave. Most lecturers wont bat an eyelid.
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Addiction As we’ve said, drinking in moderation can be grand and most of us do it. But we also know that sometimes things get out of hand. It can be hard to realise your drinking has become a problem, or to notice that a friend is drinking too much, because it’s so socially acceptable. But here are some signs you should keep an eye out for: -Neglecting school work/college assignments/ skipping work -Getting into trouble at school/work/home -Feeling hungover in the mornings more than every now and then -Thinking about drinking a lot during the day -Feeling very edgy for no apparent reason -Regularly drinking more than you meant to -Finding you have to drink more to get the same effect as you used to.
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