Modern Toss
Catalogue 2019
I’m worried about the effects of new technology on my work prospects
Don’t panic, we offered your job to a robot and he didn’t want it
BRITAIN’S PREMIER CULT CARTOONISTS SINCE 2004! generation arsehole
I normally home tutor for maths GCSE
interview
work
what’s all these photos of you naked? I see you took yesterday off for a ‘bullshittersrefresher course’
we just want you to train him not to piss all round the toilet seat
MT135 Generation Arsehole Maths GCSE
just letting you know what I’ve got if you need to do a company calendar yeah here’s my expenses
MT134 Interview Company Calendar
MT133 Work Bullshitters Refresher Course
work what makes you think your account has been hacked?
‘cos there’s some money in it?
MT132 Hacked Bank Account
Non-sweary
Top seller
Do you do a ‘Sign Up, Don’t Turn Up’ package?
I can’t come back to work this week, I’ve had to book myself back into the retox clinic
MT131 Work Retox Clinic
MT130 Sign Up Don’t Turn Up
Modern Toss greetings cards are printed on FSC board from responsible sources and all cello packaging is recyclable Greetings cards are 128 x 180mm printed card with colour envelope
ABOUT US Modern Toss are wellestablished cult cartoonists whose work is published regularly in the Guardian and Private Eye . Well known mavericks of the greetings card world, they also
produce their own highly collectible range of books, comics and gifts. Their massively popular and relatable cartoons depict hilarious scenes from the workplace and popular culture that expose the humour in everyday life. Modern Toss have a hugely loyal and active social media
customer services
following with over 250k engaged global fans who are eager to share Modern Toss’s unique brand of misanthropic humour and anarchic wit. The bold primary colours and smart satirical scrawlings of Modern Toss designs will stand out on any greetings cards shelf!
team player
hi sorry I’m late, I couldn’t be fucked to get here any quicker this drink I bought off you, made me piss myself
excuse me, what wine would you recommend for a monday morning?
MT129 Monday Morning Wine
health & technology
how you getting on with your health monitor wristband?
yeah, I’ve found I’m getting much better results since I stuck it on the dog
MT126 Health Monitor
Non-sweary
MT128 Customer Services Piss Myself
work
work
last orders
I’m worried about the effects of new technology on my work prospects very impressive reference
cheers, I wrote that
MT125 Work Impressive Reference
Top seller
MT127 Work Team Player
Don’t panic, we offered your job to a robot and he didn’t want it
MT124 Work Robot
Modern Toss greetings cards are printed on FSC board from responsible sources and all cello packaging is recyclable Greetings cards are 128 x 180mm printed card with colour envelope
GREETINGS CARDS Punctuation Networking Event
Punctuation Networking Event
Punctuation Networking Event And what do you do?
People used to use me to partially obscure swearwords, but it seems like they can’t be fucked anymore.
Luck of the draw mate, I was long term unemployed until some bloke invented email.
PUNC01 Can’t Be Fucked
Punctuation Networking Event
Traditionally, I indicate an elaboration of something that went just before me, but since texting came along I've been doing a lot of work with the old end bracket here.
Punctuation Networking Event How’s the old apostrophe business?
Yeah we’ve been run off our feet lately, people can’t leave us alone.
PUNC02 What do you do?
Punctuation Networking Event
Yeah, bit quiet. Had a false call out for a carrot sign last night. Greengrocer thought he needed a possessive, turned out he was after a straight plural.
PUNC03 Apostrophe Business
Punctuation Networking Event
Not often we get the chance to chat without a load of speech getting in the way.
I love your hat.
Actually I’d better be off, got a last minute job indicating an omitted character in a word somewhere.
PUNC04 Speech Marks
Non-sweary
Thanks, I picked it up in Paris.
PUNC05 Paris Hat
Top seller
Better be careful where we stand, I don’t want any legal problems.
PUNC06 Legal Problems
Modern Toss greetings cards are printed on FSC board from responsible sources and all cello packaging is recyclable Greetings cards are 128 x 180mm printed card with colour envelope
GREETINGS CARDS Work
work
work
work
work
give us a hand putting this motivational poster up
right Steve, come on what are you bringing to the table?
these end of year figures are amazing
in an ideal world I’d tell you to stick this job up your arse
yeah cheers, I fiddled around with them ‘til they were bigger than last year’s sorry mate I’m due an electronic fag break
MT118 “these end of year figures are amazing” “yeah cheers, I fiddled around with them ‘til they were bigger than last year’s”
MT117 “give us a hand putting this motivational poster up” “sorry mate I’m due an electronic fag break”
I brought the biscuits?
MT112 “right Steve, come on what are you bringing to the table?” “I brought the biscuits?”
interview
work
MT110 “In an ideal world I’d tell you to stick this job up your arse”
work
I see from your CV that you’re bilingual
we don’t have a dress code as such, but I would appreciate it if you could tone it down a bit
we’ve decided we’d like you to work from home, preferably for someone else
We don’t currently have a pension scheme, but you’re welcome to join in the office 7 horse accumulator
I don’t want to rush you but the first race is at 2.45
yeah English and Emoji
22/03/2017 11:28
MT102 “we don’t have a dress code as such, but I would appreciate it if you could tone it down a bit”
work
MT101 “We don’t currently have a pension scheme, but you’re welcome to join in the office 7 horse accumulator” “I don’t wanna rush you but the first race is at 2.45”
data analyst
MT100 “I see from your CV that you’re bilingual” “yeah, English and Emoji”
work
MT90 “we’ve decided we’d like you to work from home, preferably for someone else.”
key strategy meeting
so there you have it, any questions? can you come in at the weekend?
this spreadsheet of yours doesn’t appear to make any sense first item, Peter would like to apologise for his absence, says he couldn’t be fucked
yeah it’s bollocks innit
I’ll come in but I’m not fucking doing anything
run through that again will you, I had my headphones on
MT89 “so there you have it, any questions?” “run through that again will you, I had my headphones on.”
Non-sweary
Top seller
MT88 “this spreadsheet of yours doesn’t appear to make any sense” “yeah it’s bollocks innit.”
MT87 “Can you come in at the weekend?” “I’ll come in but I’m not fucking doing anything.”
MT86 “First item, Peter would like to apologise for his absence, says he couldn’t be fucked.”
Modern Toss greetings cards are printed on FSC board from responsible sources and all cello packaging is recyclable Greetings cards are 128 x 180mm printed card with colour envelope
GREETINGS CARDS Work
work
work
great to get all this feedback off our new customer forum
Here’s an idea, why don’t we just do stuff that’s going to be really massively successful?
if I shit meself can I go home?
yeah I had no idea we were such a shit company
MT83 “If I shit meself can I go home?”
MT75 “Great to get all this feedback off our new customer forum.” “Yeah I had no idea we were such a shit company.”
work
MT70 “Here’s an idea, why don’t we just do stuff that’s going to be really massively successful?”
MT69 “Congratulations you’ve got the job!” “I dunno if I can work here, I’m only getting one bar on me phone.”
health and I see here you went to Cambridge
I see from your afternoon tweet, that you’re “bored as fucking arseholes”
What illnesses would you recommend for getting 6 months or longer off work?
yeah I had to drop something off for someone, I was back by half six
yeah cheers, I didn’t know you were following me
MT66 “I’m thinking of taking early retirement.” “How early?” “About 2.30.”
MT65 “I see from your afternoon tweet, that you’re ‘bored as fucking arseholes’” “Yeah cheers, I didn’t know you were following me.”
work
work
Whoa hang on, so the deal as you see it is - I have to come in almost everyday at a specific time?
I see you’ve applied for time off during our busiest week
MT64 “What illnesses would you recommend for getting 6 months or longer off work?”
work
MT60 “And I see here you went to Cambridge.” “Yeah I had to drop something off for someone, I was back by half six.”
work what are you like at multi-tasking?
pretty good, I often read the paper while I’m having a shit
so if I keep not coming in, you’re going to start not paying me? yeah, hopefully you’ll have everything done by the time I get back
MT58 “Whoa hang on, so the deal as you see it is – I have to come in almost everyday at a specific time?”
Non-sweary
Top seller
MT57 “I see you’ve applied for time off during our busiest week.” “Yeah, hopefully you’ll have everything done by the time I get back.”
MT51 “So if I keep not coming in, you’re going to start not paying me?”
MT47 “What are you like at multitasking?” “Pretty good, I often read the paper while I’m having a shit.”
Modern Toss greetings cards are printed on FSC board from responsible sources and all cello packaging is recyclable Greetings cards are 128 x 180mm printed card with colour envelope
GREETINGS CARDS Work
interview
interview
appraisal
ideas meeting don’t think about it, just say it
yeah carry on talking mate, I just gotta bang out a couple of texts
ahh now I see from your CV you’ve got tap dancing down as a hobby
yeah that’s actually lap dancing, I can’t type for shit
we would like to point out to you that it’s highly unprofessional to refer to us as ‘the cunts upstairs’ when sending emails to our client database
fuck you
fair enough, rules are rules
MT46 “Yeah, carry on talking mate, I’ve just got to bang out a couple of texts.”
executive burnout
MT45 “Ahh now I see from your CV you’ve got tap dancing down as a hobby.” “Yeah that’s actually lap dancing, I can’t type for shit.”
water cooler moment
MT44 “We would like to point out to you that it’s highly unprofessional to refer to us as ‘the cunts upstairs’ when sending out emails to our client database.” “Fair enough, rules are rules.”
seasonal cutbacks
work
MT43 “Don’t think about it, just say it.” “Fuck you.”
work
several clients have complained about receiving emails from a ‘mistershits@pisscompany.com’ we thought we’d try something a bit different this year h ow are you g etting onwith you r new line manag er?
you can ’t brin g a dog in to work
g ood weekend?
yeah I’m still off my fu cking tits
h e’s a fu cking cu nt
er hello? he’s n ot actu ally workin g
yeah keep it quiet it’s a phone mast, should pay for this year’s holiday
is that a seagull?
yeah that’ll be me working from home after a few drinks
MT35 “Several clients have complained about receiving emails from a ‘mistershits@pisscompany. com’” “Yeah that’ll be me working from home after a few drinks.”
seasonal cutbacks
work
we thought we’d try something a bit different this year
MT31 “Good weekend?” “Yeah, I’m still off my fucking tits.”
MT29“You can’t bring a dog into work” “er hello? he’s not actually working”
MT18 “How are you getting on with your new line manager?” “He’s a fucking cunt.”
work I ca n’t come in toda y, so fuck off
I think I’ll go home, I’m a bit bored
yeah keep it quiet it’s a phone mast, should pay for this year’s holiday
is that a seagull?
MT04 “I think I’ll go home. I’m a bit bored.”
Non-sweary
MT02 “I’m can’t come in today, so fuck off.”
Top seller
Modern Toss greetings cards are printed on FSC board from responsible sources and all cello packaging is recyclable Greetings cards are 128 x 180mm printed card with colour envelope
GREETINGS CARDS Classics honest relationship
last orders
pro gamer
money saving expert
As you can see they’ve retained a few original features, like Pete who used to drink here when it was a pub does my stomach look big in this?
yeah
I only use it to save a few quid buying my groceries back in the 70’s
Where’s the crisps?
MT123 “does my stomach look big in this?” “yeah”
MT122 “As you can see they’ve retained a few original features, like Pete who used to drink here when it was a pub” “Where’s the crisps?”
I went outside earlier in the week, it’s like you literally have no control over anything?
MT121 “I went outside earlier in the week, it’s like you literally have no control over anything?”
chill out yeah
awkward cunt
do you want any cakes or pastries with that?
MT120 “I only use it to save a few quid buying my groceries back in the 70’s”
hello my name’s Peter and I’m a fucking arsehole how much is your meditation course?
it’s definitely Peter, I recognise the handwriting
80 quid
well that’s fucking wound me right up for a start
if I wanted them I probably would have fucking asked for them
MT119 “do you want any cakes or pastries with that?” “if I wanted them I probably would have fucking asked for them”
THE INVISIBLE ARSEHOLE
MT116 “hello my name’s Peter and I’m a fucking arsehole”
awkward cunt
MT115 “it’s definitely Peter, I recognise the handwriting”
MT113 “how much is your meditation course?” “80 quid” “well that’s fucking wound me right up for a start”
high st
can I help you sir?
when the kids moved out we turned the spare bedroom into a wine box, do you fancy a glass?
I don’t fucking know, you tell me
excuse me, is there anywhere round here I can’t get a coffee?
MT111 “your glass of red wine sir” “I’m over here you cunt”
Non-sweary
Top seller
MT108 “can I help you sir?” “I don’t fucking know, you tell me”
MT103 “excuse me, is there anywhere round here I can’t get a coffee?”
MT99 “when the kids moved out we turned the spare room into a wine box, do you fancy a glass?”
Modern Toss greetings cards are printed on FSC board from responsible sources and all cello packaging is recyclable Greetings cards are 128 x 180mm printed card with colour envelope
GREETINGS CARDS Classics / Weekend / Cheese & Wine
motoring
fucking typical
I want a bank loan I’m going to have to take a few details down
leave it Steve, so what if he reckons your sponge base was a bit on the moist side
I’m arresting you for speeding Speech bubble text 10pt
sorry mate me eyesight’s fucked, I thought that sign said ‘drive like a cunt’
tell you what mate fucking swivel on it, no wonder the country’s fucked
MT96 “I want a bank loan” “I’m going to have to take a few details down.” “tell you what mate fucking swivel on it, no wonder the country’s fucked.”
MT93 “leave it Steve, so what if he reckons your sponge base was a bit on the moist side.”
MT91 “I’m arresting you for speeding” “sorry mate me eyesight’s fucked, I thought that sign said ‘drive like a cunt’.”
weekend test pot
customer services
weekend
MT85 Before / After Internet.
weekend
look Grandad’s bought you a book
this book I bought off you, is fucking shit
let’s go to Ikea fuck Ikea
I fucking hate that colour
MT74 “This book I bought off you, is fucking shit.”
MT77 “I fucking hate that colour.”
cheese&wine
cheese&wine
how d’you turn it on?
MT72 “Look Grandad’s bought you a book.” “How d’you turn it on?”
cheese&wine
MT12 “Let’s go to Ikea.” “Fuck Ikea.”
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have you tried this real ale from Stephen’s micro brewery?
bloody hell Gerry he was only trying to give you a hug What are you up to at the moment?
Minding my own fucking business
I thought he was coming at me so I decked him
smells like someone scooped it out of a fucking ditch
01/03/2016 10:24
MT107 “bloody hell Gerry he was only trying to give you a hug” “I thought he was coming at me so I decked him”
Non-sweary
Top seller
MT92 “have you tried this real ale from Stephen’s micro brewery?” “smells like someone scooped it out of a fucking ditch.”
MT56 “What are you up to at the moment?” “Minding my own fucking business”
Modern Toss greetings cards are printed on FSC board from responsible sources and all cello packaging is recyclable Greetings cards are 128 x 180mm printed card with colour envelope
GREETINGS CARDS Occasions / Bodywork new arrival
milestone birthday
get well soon
happy birthday
didn’t I give this to you for Christmas? yeah I don’t know what’s wrong with you, but if you like I can bang your symptoms out on twitter and see what we get back
do you want to do anything for your milestone birthday coming up?
heelloooo
isn’t it beautiful
yeah I didn’t like it, happy birthday
no I fucking don’t
where’s my fucking presents?
MT114 “do you want to do anything for your milestone birthday coming up?” “no I fucking don’t”
weddings
MT105 “heelloooo” “isn’t it beautiful” “where’s my fucking presents?”
happy birthday
MT98 “yeah I don’t know what’s wrong with you, but if you like I can bang your symptoms out on twitter and see what we get back.”
work
Dad can I borrow 20 quid to get you a birthday present?
I see you’ve applied for a day off on your birthday Do you take this man... How about if I just keep the 20 quid?
MT95 “didn’t I give this to you for Christmas?” “yeah I didnt like it, happy birthday.”
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Hang on mate, I’m just updating me relationship status
yeah imagine being stuck in this shithole on your birthday That works for me, happy birthday yeah!
MT76 “Do you take this man...” “Hang on mate, I’m just updating me relationship status.”
MT73 “Dad can I borrow 20 quid to get you a birthday present?” “How about if I just keep the 20 quid?” “That works for me, happy birthday yeah!”
MT71 “This “I seebook you’ve applied off for you, a day I bought off on your birthday.” “Yeah imagine being stuck in this shithole on your birthday.”
I want to book myself in for some ‘me time’
I’ve lost quite a bit of weight worrying about not going to the gym
I’ve got a big meeting coming up, can you make me look like I’m really interested
we only do ‘you time’ is that gonna be ok?
I need to chill out, got anything that smells like money?
MT109 “I’ve lost quite a bit of weight worrying about not going to the gym”
Non-sweary
Top seller
MT97 “I need to chill out, got anything that smells like money?”
MT80 “I’ve got a big meeting coming up, can you make me look like I’m really interested?”
MT81 “I want to book myself in for some ‘me time’.” “We only do ‘you time’ is that gonna be ok?”
Modern Toss greetings cards are printed on FSC board from responsible sources and all cello packaging is recyclable Greetings cards are 128 x 180mm printed card with colour envelope
GREETINGS CARDS Coloured-In Cards THE WEEKEND
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
The opening of the fridge door alerts the dog to the presence of cheese.
MTC14 Weekend Dog Cheese
MTC13 Segway Bat
MTC12 Cup Cake Mallet
THE WEEKEND
THE WEEKEND
I’m too fucked to get the TV controls,
I am on a recommended National Trust
so I’m just going to have to sit through
public walk. I see someone has hung
this Sunday night costume drama.
a bag of dog shit from a tree.
MTC10 Weekend TV Controls
THE WEEKEND
One of our parents is trying to call us on the landline
MTC09 Weekend National Trust Walk
MTC08 Weekend Parents on Landline
THE WORKING DAY
THE WORKING DAY
THE WORKING DAY
As I get nearer to my place of work I totally clear my mind
I follow the train operator on Twitter and am able to directly call them arseholes
I look permanently busy if I walk around
until there’s fuck all in it
when my service is disrupted
MTC06 Working Day Clear My Mind
Non-sweary
Top seller
MTC05 Working Day Train Twitter
holding a pen and a bit of paper
MTC04 Working Day Walking Around
MTC11 Jetty Zen Kick
THE WEEKEND
It is still slightly too early for a drink
MTC07 Weekend Too Early
THE WORKING DAY
Morning catch up meeting. I’ll listen in for a bit – once I know what they’re talking about I’ll try and say something.
MTC03 Working Day Meeting
Modern Toss greetings cards are printed on FSC board from responsible sources and all cello packaging is recyclable Greetings cards are 128 x 180mm printed card with colour envelope
GREETINGS CARDS Coloured-In Cards / Stroller THE WORKING DAY
THE WORKING DAY
It’ Yo r S e a Da
Happy Birthday Go For It Yeah
Do
Before lunch I leave my jacket on my chair, so if I decide not to come back people think I’m still around somewhere.
MTC02 Working Day Jacket
th It Yeah
When I get in from work, I like
STR16 It’s Your Special Day
STR15 Happy Birthday Go For It Yeah
Visualize Your Goal
On Your Special Day
STR13 Beer in Bed
STR14 Stroller Moody Cunt
a t
to have a drink and a lie down.
MTC01 Working Day Lie Down
Happy Birthday
hat Yo F
STR11 You Play To Win
STR05 Visualise Your Goal
For A Special Lady
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STR04 On Your Special Day
Non-sweary
STR02 Sorry You’re Leaving
Top seller
STR01 Special Lady
Modern Toss greetings cards are printed on FSC board from responsible sources and all cello packaging is recyclable Greetings cards are 128 x 180mm printed card with colour envelope
BOOKS
TOSSARY – Tossary of Terms The first in an illustrated dictionary series. This book identifies and defines, with new words and phrases, a random pisspot of contemporary social phenomena which has so far gone unnamed.
TOSS10 Modern Toss Comic 10
DECADE - A Decade in the Shithouse 560 pages of classic cartoons, rarities, one-off exhibitions, unpublished artwork, interviews and out-of-print cartoons.
BESTWORK – Best of Work Eighty pages of the very best from the Modern Toss Work cartoon collection.
BOOKS
XMTBOOK - CHRISTMAS MOOD COLLECTION Eighty pages of top grade seasonal cartoon excellence!
TOSS08 Modern Toss Comic 8 Route One Bollocks
TOSS07 Modern Toss Comic 7
TOSS06 Modern Toss Comic 6 Work C’est La Merde
TOSS05 Modern Toss Comic 5 Buy More Shit or We’re All Fucked
SHIT-NAKS Stationery
MTCOL01 - The Working Day Colouring Book
MTCOL02 - Mindless Violence Colouring Book
MTCOL03 - The Weekend Colouring Book
MTCOL04 - Mindlessness Colouring Book
PENCIL01 12 double ender rainbow shit scribbler pencils
WORK NOTEBOOKS Ideas book (pack of 3) Size 150mm x 215mm
2019 Calendar
When the kids moved out we turned the spare bedroom into a wine box, do you fancy a glass?
2019 Calendar
Do you do a ‘Sign Up, Don’t Turn Up’ package?
MTCALDESK Work Desktop Calendar 2019
TNCALENDAR TeNeues Calendar 2019 Size: 300x300mm
TNMINICAL TeNeues Mini Calendar 2019 Size: 175x175mm
SHIT-NAKS Bags / Socks / Mugs
MTBMSBAG Buy More Shit 10th Anniversary Bag
MUG09 Working at the Weekend Mug MUG08 Ideas Meeting Mug MUG07 Work Fuck Off Mug
SOCK02 Work Socks
MUG10 Can’t Be Fucked Mug MUG11 Apostrophe Business Mug
P AP RA WR IT W H E ES TIV TIV FES FES P P P P RA RA RA RA IT W IT W IT W IT W H H H H ES ES ES ES TIV TIV TIV TIV FES FES FES FES AP AP AP AP AP AP WR WR WR WR WR WR T T T T T T I I I I I I H H H H H H ES ES ES ES ES ES TIV TIV TIV TIV TIV TIV FES FES FES FES FES FES AP AP AP AP AP AP WR WR WR WR WR WR T I H HIT HIT HIT HIT HIT S S S S S S E E E E E E TIV TIV TIV TIV TIV TIV FES FES FES FES FES FES AP AP AP AP AP AP WR WR WR WR WR WR HIT HIT HIT HIT HIT HIT S S S S S S E E E E E E TIV TIV TIV TIV TIV TIV FES FES FES FES FES FES P P P P P P RA RA RA RA RA RA IT W IT W IT W IT W IT W IT W H H H H H H ES ES ES ES ES ES TIV TIV TIV TIV TIV TIV FES FES FES FES FES FES P P P P P P RA RA RA RA RA RA IT W IT W IT W IT W IT W IT W H H H H H H ES ES ES ES ES ES TIV TIV TIV TIV TIV TIV FES FES FES FES FES FES P P P P P P RA RA RA RA RA RA IT W IT W IT W IT W IT W IT W H H H H H H ES ES ES ES ES ES TIV TIV TIV TIV TIV TIV FES FES FES FES FES FES AP AP AP AP AP AP WR WR WR WR WR WR T T T T T T I I I I I I H H H H H H ES ES ES ES ES ES TIV TIV TIV TIV TIV TIV S S S E E E FES FES FES F F F P P P P AP AP RA RA RA RA W W W WR W WR HIT HIT HIT HIT HIT HIT S S S S S S E E E E E E TIV TIV TIV TIV TIV TIV FES FES FES FES FES FES P P P P RA RA RA RA
SHIT-NAKS
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Wrapping Paper / Coasters
WRAP01 Work Wrapping Paper
WRAP03 Festive Shit Wrapping Paper
COASTER02 “I can’t come in today so fuck off.”
COASTER03 “Good weekend?” “Yeah, I’m still off my fucking tits.”
COASTER04 “let’s go to Ikea” “fuck Ikea”
COASTER08 “Here’s an idea, why don’t we just do stuff that’s going to be massively successful?”
COASTER11 “How are you getting on with your new line manager? “He’s a fucking cunt.”
COASTER12 COASTER13 “You can’t bring a dog into work.” “I see from your afternoon tweet that “Er hello? He’s not actually working.” you’re ‘bored as fucking arseholes.
COASTER14 “I fucking hate that colour”
COASTER15 “we’ve decided we’d like you to work from home, preferably for someone else”
COASTER16 “this spreadsheet of yours doesn’t appear to make any sense” “yeah it’s bollocks innit”
All coasters are 100mm x 100mm
COASTER07 “Don’t think about it, just say it.” “Fuck you.”
COASTER17 “right Steve, come on what are you bringing to the table?” “I brought the biscuits?”
SHITNAKS Magnets / Wallets / Postcards
MAG09 “Here’s an idea, why don’t we just do stuff that’s going to be massively successful?”
TRAVEL09 “I can’t come in today so fuck off”
MAG08 “Don’t think about it, just say it.” “Fuck you.”
TRAVEL07 “Here’s an idea, why don’t we just do stuff that’s going to be massively successful?”
MAG07 “Good weekend?” Yeah, I’m still off my fucking tits.”
TRAVEL06 “Good weekend?” “Yeah, I’m still off my fucking tits.”
MAG06 “I can’t come in today so fuck off”
TRAVEL04 “Don’t think about it, just say it.” “Fuck you.”
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MTPOST01 Work Postcards
MTPOST02 Drive-By Abuser Postcards
MTPOST03 Stroller Postcards
SHITNAKS The Periodic Table of Swearing Collection The Periodic Table of Swearing is an acknowledged 21st century design classic, featuring over 100 chemical swear elements and is available on a range of top quality products for creative swearing at home or at the office.
SOCK01 - Periodic Table of Swearing Socks
SWRCLOTH - Periodic Table of Swearing Tea Towel
MTP05 - Periodic Table of Swearing Poster Comes ready tubed up and labelled
MUG05 - Periodic Table of Swearing Mug
MAG04 - Periodic Table of Swearing Magnet Set
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