The Traveling Cynic
Description : The humorized misadventures of a cynic traveling the world via freight trains, planes, and automobiles.Tips and tricks on how to defuse an angry mob and why you should bother.How drinking with
Dutch Uncles in cars is not as pedestrian as one would think.How to unsuccessfully pick up prostitutes in London.Explain how free fruit in an Indian hotel stimulates the local simian economy.Provide tips and tricks on how to ride freight trains and murder a lawyer.Demonstrate why it&#8217s always better to beg money from horny men than women.Introduce you to an Italian stereotype&#8217s fat Etruscan hog.Get molested by a beautiful TSA agent who never did call me back. Jerk!Treasure hunt through the Bukharan underworld and become a local legend.Fill a diaper during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020.