NATURES' CALL

Caitlin Battye

The Hub Level 4 --> Anonymity makes this restroom worthy of a shoutout. Preparing for a monstrous dump? The large number of stalls makes it easy for you to slip in and out undetected

Hughes Level 8 Women’s Restroom --> Average UoA toilet (which is damning with faint praise) Cramped, only two stalls Shoutout to the Women’s Collective for slipping in free tampons, elevating this mediocre restroom above the waterline.

Level 3 Hub “Ambulant” Toilet --> An antiseptic bore with all the charm of a failed Soviet state Foyer is cramped, almost claustrophobic, meaning that anyone exiting will get hit by the door Impossible for any disabled person to comfortable relieve themselves.

Benham “Wheelchair Accessible” Toilet --> Spooky attic ladder located smack-bang in the middle of the room makes navigating the area difficult Benham restroom would kill a Clysdale if it had to pull the heavy, heavy door open baffling how the University expects someone in a wheelchair to do it Clearly the University need to audit its campus for accessibility.